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― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria
99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on
the bed.
― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava
in d
next street and the owners dog
comes through the backyard waiting for you
to
come
down from the tree.
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for
the lizards to take it and give you
new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your
hands and legs instead of bathing when
going to
school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted
building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a
kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses
with
sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and
insert it
into ur pen so that no one will
steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to
see
when d lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds
expectin ur nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango
trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick
and
called it ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur
pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e.
cookin
grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer with bottle
cover.
-if u never steal a meat 4rm pot.
-If u never bath inside bathroom and went
out
naked, with ur
cloth in ur hands.
Then I guess ur Childhood wasn't
Fun.......

nice list
Those days before life began to show us the real deal

Gabm@uterized. Poster you forgot using match box and thread to make a telephone.

I did all,except stealing meat for my mama pot.

malaria:
Gabm@uterized. Poster you forgot using match box and thread to make a telephone.

not matchbox and thread , we used empty comcom(tin) with long thread, not only that we tore our school books and use it for make paper ball, plane, etc I did all that and many more, even to d extent of praying 4 them 2 drive us home because of school fees all because we hated school. Infact if they didn't tell u that witchcraft can be shared by classmates through sweets and biscuits my brother ur childhood was not complete !

lmao

this life sha