But I will kill either my brother my sister or my dad.because I can bear the pain no more.I will die by jumping into a well.goodbye world

Make me your next of kin in case you have anything useful.

Happy suicide day greet Abacha for me o

Suicide or homicide which one? Make up ur mind abeg

But are u sure the well has enough water in it? Just so that u enjoy your swimming because left to me, i will recommend the indian Ocean. But pls do not harm any member of your family ooo, their lives are still special to the world. Just go alone, they will join u later. Thanks for your coorperation.

Hmmm..bro easy tho'..

the world would lose an idio.t.

just dont take ur family members with u.

they have to throw a party on ur exit.

i wish i could get u arrested.. so u would just take ur life in prison.

AlphaBobo:
But I will kill either my brother my sister or my dad.because I can bear the pain no more.I will die by jumping into a well.goodbye world

you're better than many people on earth, your problems are not the worst, give thanks to God and never commit any regrettable acts which you will account for on in the presence of God

AdeniyiA:

you're better than many people on earth, your problems are not the worst, give thanks to God and never commit any regrettable acts which you will account for on in the presence of God

too late

Congrats .

AlphaBobo:
too late

Too late ? Does this mean you are already dead, and are now communicating with this forum from the spirit world?

Send me your phone first abeg. Hola my grandma for me. Oh sorry, you won't even see her. Different destination. I go need your phone, even if na 3310 at least you get subscription on it ryt?

Melahou:
Make me your next of kin in case you have anything useful.

Do U tink somone like this has anytin to boast of? U wil even end up shouldering the burial expenses, plus his numerous debts which is the main reason he wants to commit suicide.

Stay with us because the future is bright I see success coming don't miss it

Greet mandela for me o tell am say we celebrate her birthday yesterday, have a 9ce hell fire time

yuncka:


Do U tink somone like this has anytin to boast of? U wil even end up shouldering the burial expenses, plus his numerous debts which is the main reason he wants to commit suicide.

Transport of the body to home village = 200 thousand naira for Express Service ( Because such movement of bodies is BANNED by law.)

Prayers by village elders for repose of the departed = 175 thousand naira (To be shared among 50 pastors)

Cow, Goats, Rams, Chickens, and other party food ingredients = 425 thousand naira

Salaries for Musicians, Masters of Ceremony, Security guards and spiritual consultants = 400 thousand naira CASH

Bribe to local government officials to temporarily rescind all laws forbidding night parties = 450 thousand naira

Security Vote for Armed Robbers Union ( To prevent "spontaneous" robbery attacks at party venue ) = 500 thousand naira.

Alcohol to keep police guard drunk until closing time = 250 thousand naira.

My own Secretary of Burial Logistics Development Levy = 250 thousand US dollars ( Payable in cash. No funny money accepted)

afterall u're a nobody.

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But I will kill either my brother my sister or my dad.because I can bear the pain no more.I will die by jumping into a well.goodbye world

just note your problem is not the worst.

But you are not dead yet Y

I wan you dead right now

too late

We won't miss a nobody!

Are u trying to make ur post reach front page?

For goodness sake, I hope this is a joke

My mind dey tell me say yam fit dey go market for there, so abeg when u reach hell ask satan, if person fit sell yam there? Swallow ur phone so u go fit reply me plus go dis night so I go know d day wey I go begin dey export. Na Igboboy I be so do sharp_sharp time no dey.

LLVelly:
My mind dey tell me say yam fit dey go market for there, so abeg when u reach hell ask satan, if person fit sell yam there? Swallow ur phone so u go fit reply me plus go dis night so I go know d day wey I go begin dey export. Na Igboboy I be so do sharp_sharp time no dey.

Be nice

No my dear don't do that. !!!!!!!!shame the devil n go down on ur knees ! No weapon formed against ur life shall prosper I love u

xcelsia:
Be nice

Ok

Is this guy for real? If yes, take it easy "nobody".
Is this a joke? What a lame joke, very f00lish of u, infact u should be thrown into the deep sea for shark to feast on u.

I am shocked at the responses I am seeing here. The OP may be joking, but what if he is serious? What have you all achieved with your insensitive comments? Pushing another human being over the cliff abi?

Christianity and islam all teach brotherly kindness. If your brother, sister or friend was going through tough times would you tease and taunt the person?

If you offer a few encouraging words, you may just be saving a soul and it would cost you nothing.

Let us be careful to treat others as we would like to be treated, and should we need help in future may we find it.

Felt sick cause of the sick replies on here, people have really lost their sense of love and care. Pls Op dont harm urself, you re way too precious

Op, what ua passing tru is just time. Tough time never last but tough people do. Dont commit suicide, u can become president tomorrow
By the way share ur problem wt us.

But I will kill either my brother my sister or my dad.because I can bear the pain no more.I will die by jumping into a well.goodbye world

im guessin ur probably dead by nw n prolly sumwhr in d spirit land using an i phone 7 to read ds thread n prolly ds page format wnt let u reply frm whre u r, just pls remember wen u appear b4 jesus for an appeal, to tell him i need a good job n am frustrated bt am nt as wise as u to go suicidal, ehn? thnks we love n miss u.bt jesus loves more

But I will kill either my brother my sister or my dad.because I can bear the pain no more.I will die by jumping into a well.goodbye world

im guessin ur probably dead by nw n prolly sumwhr in d spirit land using an i phone 7 to read ds thread n prolly ds page format wnt let u reply frm whre u r, just pls remember wen u appear b4 jesus for an appeal, to tell him i need a good job n am frustrated bt am nt as wise as u to go suicidal, ehn? thnks we love n miss u.bt jesus loves more