I used to fall into all but one. Now, am a master of that one. Quick recovery Mr Tosyne2much.

Jennimma:
From Tosyne2much our favourite Mr. 10 types of... Please don't forget to pray for his fast recovery,thank you



This write-up is based on my encounter and observation. Moreso,I also fall in at least one of the categories.

1. The one who wants to open to the book of Revelations but will start searching from Genesis


2. The one who doesn't know where a particular bible verse is located but he will use you as case study because he doesn't want to be left out...You can easily mislead this people. "Open
to Matthew and he will open to Matthew even if the pastor asks the congregation to open to
Deutereonomy.


3. The one who will check the table of contents for accuracy.The pastor says Open to Genesis and you'd find him checking the table of contents, "Open to Mark",he will still check table of contents(just name it).


4. When a pastor calls a bible verse and you all heard him. He will start searching and get confused on the way only for him to turn to you and ask you the chapter the pastor called. Sometimes I really wonder what he's thinking and thinking.


5. The ones who is using a New Testament Bible. When the pastor calls a bible verse in Old Testament,he will start searching his bible as if he has it there...if i hear say he dey dia(forming things)


6. The one whose Bible is torn. When the pastor calls a Bible verse which seems to be torn off from his bible,he will concentrate and begin reading another verse because he doesn't want you to notice he has a torn bible.


7. The one who will open his bible within the twinkle of an eye,ask them to open a bible verse that has only one page and you'll be amazed. I wonder how these people are so accurate in searching.


8. The ones who will never locate a bible verse not until after the church has forgotten they ever read the bible verse.



9. The ones who open the bible verse and start looking as if it was written in French. You will see discomfort and insecurity registered on their faces the moment the pastor tells them to narrate what the bible verse is talking about.


10. The ones who don't open their bible at all. They come to church with a bible but won't open it rather they would be staring at people's clothes,shoes,phones just name it.


Which category do you fall under?

u dey ask me?

why do people still carry bible about these modern era is it the bible that will feeed you...

FrancisTony:
May Lord heal you, Tosyne2much.

I don't take bible to Church. I read through my phone or Projector.

Same here

Torn bible don do me twice sha


(looks round thread location. Sight tosyne2much) ahh, bawo ni! Mo gbo pe. Se e wapa?

No:7- So active in church as a kid, went 4 all weekly activities, sunday school.(Sword drill champion).
My mama is so religious not knowing God was not an option, then boarding school happened, puberty happened.
Note# all that while I was leading a double life bad guy among my lill peers/sch and a saint in church and my mom.
&
No:9
I've read the bible, iv bin preached to severally, I know the truth, but I'm a sinner, who's definatey gonn' sin again. Heck, I'm even having bad thoughts in church.
Reason 4 the discomfort

The ones who only show off their big phones by keeping the hardcopy at home and installing the bible app on them... den start searching like its difficult to find on an app again

The one with open bible placed on dia lap,dey will focus on dat bible page as if......Sumtin weird abt dem is that d pastor may be preaching on Matthew 5 and u will find doz people reading Isaiah

@ Jennimma, u've not told us d category u belong

Nice write up,queen jennimma.
Tosyne2much wish you quick recovery.

Jennimma:
For me, I fall under number 7 and 4 sometimes.

Numbers 4 and 7 are almost opposite. I doubt if u really fall under 7 if u do search and search and get confused and turn to ur neighbour to remind u the verse or chapter.

Jennimma:
For me, I fall under number 7 and 4 sometimes.

Numbers 4 and 7 are almost opposite. I doubt if u really fall under 7 if u do search and search and get confused and turn to ur neighbour to remind u the verse or chapter.

Jennimma:
From Tosyne2much our favourite Mr. 10 types of... Please don't forget to pray for his fast recovery,thank you



This write-up is based on my encounter and observation. Moreso,I also fall in at least one of the categories.

1. The one who wants to open to the book of Revelations but will start searching from Genesis


2. The one who doesn't know where a particular bible verse is located but he will use you as case study because he doesn't want to be left out...You can easily mislead this people. "Open
to Matthew and he will open to Matthew even if the pastor asks the congregation to open to
Deutereonomy.


3. The one who will check the table of contents for accuracy.The pastor says Open to Genesis and you'd find him checking the table of contents, "Open to Mark",he will still check table of contents(just name it).


4. When a pastor calls a bible verse and you all heard him. He will start searching and get confused on the way only for him to turn to you and ask you the chapter the pastor called. Sometimes I really wonder what he's thinking and thinking.


5. The ones who is using a New Testament Bible. When the pastor calls a bible verse in Old Testament,he will start searching his bible as if he has it there...if i hear say he dey dia(forming things)


6. The one whose Bible is torn. When the pastor calls a Bible verse which seems to be torn off from his bible,he will concentrate and begin reading another verse because he doesn't want you to notice he has a torn bible.


7. The one who will open his bible within the twinkle of an eye,ask them to open a bible verse that has only one page and you'll be amazed. I wonder how these people are so accurate in searching.


8. The ones who will never locate a bible verse not until after the church has forgotten they ever read the bible verse.



9. The ones who open the bible verse and start looking as if it was written in French. You will see discomfort and insecurity registered on their faces the moment the pastor tells them to narrate what the bible verse is talking about.


10. The ones who don't open their bible at all. They come to church with a bible but won't open it rather they would be staring at people's clothes,shoes,phones just name it.


Which category do you fall under?

And lets not forget number 11 the op that comes to observe the different kinds of pple in church, so she can make up a post that will make fp on nairaland. # bullshit

topaaz:
I fall under number 7, all thanks to children church where they taught us how to search the bible. *singing* Genesis Exodus leviticus Numbers, u know the rest. Children church sweet sha .

E bi lyk sey na Deeper Life u dey grow up o.
Back then! No matter how much your Bible is torn, you'll still be ordered to open it during Search the Scripture lesson. Children church for sweet, but na memory verse spoil am!
Anyway, I fall under number four.
#TeamShortMemory.

FrancisTony:
May Lord heal you, Tosyne2much.

I don't take bible to Church. I read through my phone or Projector.

Wrong. Use ur hard copy more often.

Thou shall be judge by your works and deeds,not by your faith and beliefs.

4 and 7,

afamjb:
most times for church na only number 4 people dey sidon near me...and me I be one of them, so anytime we just miss road...we go just close bible dey look pastor.

. You got me cracking my friend,lol. Though mine is no 7

nonjebose:
. You got me cracking my friend,lol. Though mine is no 7

how do you that..

nonjebose:
. You got me cracking my friend,lol. Though mine is no 7

how do you that..

afamjb:
how do you that..

. Practice. Though I still have issues with Philemon,Zephaniah,Amos and Haggai

nonjebose:
. Practice. Though I still have issues with Philemon,Zephaniah,Amos and Haggai

Hmmm good for you then my friend....BTW these names u just mentioned are they fellow church members. ....

Tonydeeb:

You get china breed you wan sell?...coz I dey suspect you dey use style advertise your fowls...

Lol I get UK used fowls for sale

afamjb:
Hmmm good for you then my friend....BTW these names u just mentioned are they fellow church members. ....

. Lol

Funny though.....

Jennimma:
For me, I fall under number 7 and 4 sometimes.

Lol same here, so guilty of 7, 4 1s in a while, but when am on duty No 3 & 10 could also be added

Get well tosin

Jennimma:
From Tosyne2much our favourite Mr. 10 types of... Please don't forget to pray for his fast recovery,thank you



This write-up is based on my encounter and observation. Moreso,I also fall in at least one of the categories.

1. The one who wants to open to the book of Revelations but will start searching from Genesis


2. The one who doesn't know where a particular bible verse is located but he will use you as case study because he doesn't want to be left out...You can easily mislead this people. "Open
to Matthew and he will open to Matthew even if the pastor asks the congregation to open to
Deutereonomy.


3. The one who will check the table of contents for accuracy.The pastor says Open to Genesis and you'd find him checking the table of contents, "Open to Mark",he will still check table of contents(just name it).


4. When a pastor calls a bible verse and you all heard him. He will start searching and get confused on the way only for him to turn to you and ask you the chapter the pastor called. Sometimes I really wonder what he's thinking and thinking.


5. The ones who is using a New Testament Bible. When the pastor calls a bible verse in Old Testament,he will start searching his bible as if he has it there...if i hear say he dey dia(forming things)


6. The one whose Bible is torn. When the pastor calls a Bible verse which seems to be torn off from his bible,he will concentrate and begin reading another verse because he doesn't want you to notice he has a torn bible.


7. The one who will open his bible within the twinkle of an eye,ask them to open a bible verse that has only one page and you'll be amazed. I wonder how these people are so accurate in searching.


8. The ones who will never locate a bible verse not until after the church has forgotten they ever read the bible verse.



9. The ones who open the bible verse and start looking as if it was written in French. You will see discomfort and insecurity registered on their faces the moment the pastor tells them to narrate what the bible verse is talking about.


10. The ones who don't open their bible at all. They come to church with a bible but won't open it rather they would be staring at people's clothes,shoes,phones just name it.


Which category do you fall under?

I think I'm more interested in speedy health recovery of tosyn2much, than this topic.




Anyway, this topic is quite interesting. @op, you did a good findings.

5, 6, nd 8 ..got me realy laughing out loud

Jennimma:
From Tosyne2much our favourite Mr. 10 types of... Please don't forget to pray for his fast recovery,thank you



This write-up is based on my encounter and observation. Moreso,I also fall in at least one of the categories.

1. The one who wants to open to the book of Revelations but will start searching from Genesis


2. The one who doesn't know where a particular bible verse is located but he will use you as case study because he doesn't want to be left out...You can easily mislead this people. "Open
to Matthew and he will open to Matthew even if the pastor asks the congregation to open to
Deutereonomy.


3. The one who will check the table of contents for accuracy.The pastor says Open to Genesis and you'd find him checking the table of contents, "Open to Mark",he will still check table of contents(just name it).


4. When a pastor calls a bible verse and you all heard him. He will start searching and get confused on the way only for him to turn to you and ask you the chapter the pastor called. Sometimes I really wonder what he's thinking and thinking.


5. The ones who is using a New Testament Bible. When the pastor calls a bible verse in Old Testament,he will start searching his bible as if he has it there...if i hear say he dey dia(forming things)


6. The one whose Bible is torn. When the pastor calls a Bible verse which seems to be torn off from his bible,he will concentrate and begin reading another verse because he doesn't want you to notice he has a torn bible.


7. The one who will open his bible within the twinkle of an eye,ask them to open a bible verse that has only one page and you'll be amazed. I wonder how these people are so accurate in searching.


8. The ones who will never locate a bible verse not until after the church has forgotten they ever read the bible verse.



9. The ones who open the bible verse and start looking as if it was written in French. You will see discomfort and insecurity registered on their faces the moment the pastor tells them to narrate what the bible verse is talking about.


10. The ones who don't open their bible at all. They come to church with a bible but won't open it rather they would be staring at people's clothes,shoes,phones just name it.


Which category do you fall under?

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CuppyCakie:
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no 7 Since I was a teen....