These questions tho' lol
1. How come your lips don't touch when you say "Touch" but touches when u say "separate"?
2. Who put the alphabet in the alphabetical order?
3. How did they know what time it was when the first clock was made?
4. Do fire fighters get fired or get extinguished?
5. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected.
6. Do we turn off the light or turn off the dark?
7. Are leaves on a tree called leaves because the leave the tree?
8. Why would cinderella shoe fall off if it's fits her perfectly?
9. When you loose a thought where does it go?
10. Why is the letter "w" called double u if it's really 2 v's, Why is it not called double v?
11. If you admit to being a liar, aren't you actually being honest?
12. If you're clean after a shower, Why do towels get dirty?
13. If we can't see air, Do fish see water?
14. If one put hot sauce in the refrigerator isn't it called COLDsauce?
15. If two left handed people argue, Who's right?
16. Why is the pizza box square, If the pizza is a circle, and the slices are triangle?
17. Is there another word for synonym?
18. If only God can judge, Why do we go to court?
19. If I crash the car on purpose, Is that still an accident?
20. Why do we call it "apartment" when they're built together?
21. If shots are shots because they are shorts, Why aren't pants called longs?
22. Is the "S" or "C" silent in "scent"?
23. If the person is blind and has a dream, Can they see it?
24. If you are waiting for the "waiter" aren't you the waiter?
25. If you were born deaf what language would you think in?
26. Why are babies in the womb for 9months and aren't 9months old when they are born.
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Nice one