(1) You apply Perfume cuz u wanna Snap Pics
(2) You wan use fork to drink garri
(3) You wanna climb my facebook wall so you
would see what I'm doing inside
(4) You kneel down becos u wan greet person
for phone
(5) You are above 25 and Davido and Wizkid are
your role model
(6) It took me an hour to compose a message you
come
reply with "k" You are really mad
(7) You carry screw driver go bank because you
wan open new account
(You went 2 bed with a ruler jst 2 knw aw long
u slept
(9) You reduce volume of music player bcoz you
wan read text
message
(10) You Dey Smile bacause Who senior you greet
you.
(11) You made a vow of N1000 in church and you
put N50 in
the offering box
(12) You dey Monitor your bf/gf or husband/
wife
movement''security for life.
(13) You nor get shishi for bank
account you dey sing "Chop my money" instead of
"Mercies of
the Lord"... Lol
(14) If you read this post and still think of going to France to school , please
visit a psychiatric hospital for madness
examination...

Num 4 is just a reflex thingy..

Number 9 isn't silly. Sometimes you need to read to assimilate. There are important messages flying around like scrap kites. It's just that our network carriers have spoilt the texting thing.

6 g6t me loling

let me get my glass to read