MTN we dey beg una...
The future of MTN:
One day, MTN would be like:
-Do you know there are people in
ur village dat don't want u to
succeed? text "Thunder fire dem"
to 33505' @N50"
-Dear customer,are u hungry?
Text "HGY" to 419 for tips on wat
to eat.
-Do u knw dat 2 out of 5 of Femi
Kuti's kids are not his? Text "DNA"
to 419419 to find out who ur real
father is...
-do u knw dat as a lady u cud get
pregnant if u sleep wt a man?
Text "Sleep" to 3210 to find out
how @N50 only
-Dear Customer,are u scared of
cockroaches? Do u knw they are
brown,black,dir ty n smelly
insects and som of dem can fly?
Text "COCKROACH" to find out
more amazing facts abt
Cockroaches (4getting we wre
suposed 2 b scared of d ugly dirty
creatures. # smh)
-Dear customer,are u stil
unmarried at 35yrs? Text
"DELIVERANCE" to 35 to free urself
4rm d shackles of unmarried life
b4 its too late..
-Have u ever fallen n injured
urself? Text "FALL" to 0000 for
tips on how not to injure urself
wen next u fall...
-Dear Customer,do u somtyms feel
lik slapping annoying people?
Text "SLAP" to 2015 for
techniques on slapping ppl...
(Wdnt I want to start wt u ppl!)
-Dear Customer,do u knw dat next
year is 2015? And dat d year afta
dat is 2016? Text "current affairs"
to 3500 to knw wat year we
would be in 4yr's tym and till
wheneva u wanna knw... #¤%»^!
#
-do U knw dat if u mix garri wt
Hot water,it becomes eba? Text
"WOW" to 2222 for more amazing
scientific facts at N100 only!
plz add yours let's catch fun

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