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12 COMMANDMENTS OF FACEBOOK:

WRITTEN BY: Eyo Nse (Ff on Twitter: @DjWisdytech)

1. Thou shall not steal money to buy Data just to chat on facebook.

2. Thou shall not ask someone's wife or husband out.

3. Thou shall not use any of his or her friends on facebook for spiritual sacrification, kidnapping or even indulge in a rape act.

4. Thou shall not stay awake in the night cos of facebook.

5. Thou shall not have more than one account on facebook or even try frauding anyone on facebook.

6. Thou shall not use another persons picture as his or her profile picture.

7. Thou shall not lie about his or her age on facebook or even pretend being in America but you are in Ikot Eboro in real life. It pays not.

8. Thou shall not use nokia 3310 or even a china phone to chat on facebook.

9. Thou shall not borrow any phone just to chat, but let it be your personal phone.

10. Thou shall not send nude picture or even nude video to someone on facebook.

11. Thou shall not practice the act of "COPY & PASTE" on facebook.

12. Thou shall not pretend to be wealthy or high on money on facebook, except you are real on it.


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