1-may the trailer load of blessing crush you in Jesus Name
2-may the blessings you have been expecting this december hit you like stroke.
3-May the acid of breakthrough be splashed on you
4-may the claws of favour scar you
5-may the scorpion of understanding sting you
6-may the thunder of upliftment strike you
7-may your enemies not last like china phone
8-may you recieve the slap of wisdom
9-may you be shot with the arrow of longlife and prosperity
10-may any girl that wants to turn you to mugu,date your enemy instead
11-may any guy that wants to turn your fingers to a key(ring)holder miss road.
12-Oh Lord...give me a guy that will keep attacking me with money(bank alert)