What would you do?

Hahahahaha! Orisirisi

OP you're a girl so answer first

1. what you do is keep standing
2. Take a photo of it if he slaps you resist it
3. Post it on Nairaland with the topic " SHOCKING!!! See what my husband has kept for me on our marriage night!!! "

motherlode:
1. what you do is keep standing
2. Take a photo of it if he slaps you resist it
3. Post it on Nairaland with the topic " SHOCKING!!! See what my husband has kept for me on our marriage night!!! "

You're a sadist!!
How about p-enis enlargement pills?

Lol, is that a groundnut or what?

I can't deal with this....

Wicked!

Lol, this one forget peni s carry toothpick come.
I will walk out of the marriage, too small to manage

Stillfire:
Lol, is that a groundnut or what?

LOL.

nothing will change my undying love for him. So long we can procreate i will be happy either way.

YeeeeeeYeeeeeee!!! I won't find that on my wedding night cos peeping before the D day is a prerequisite

I'll start crying.

This can never happen to me, if I manage agree to no sex(which is almost impossible), I surely must touch and see whether e fit stand atleast.

Abeg scratch that, there's no way I'm not phocking whom I'll marry before I accept/propose the marriage.

whag will u also do if u ve kept urself holy n d day u want to ve sex befre marriage as ur are on it d sounding bell rings.rappture and u ve been holy all diz years n jst one mistake devil will take u to an ETERNAL life of fire!ask God befr u say i do n ne will nva lead u astray. At op pls stop giving pple a dead mindset:

All I feel for him is just pity.

This can never happen to me, if I manage agree to no sex(which is almost impossible), I surely must touch and see whether e fit stand atleast.

Abeg scratch that, there's no way I'm not phocking whom I'll marry before I accept/propose the marriage.


Where have u been?

I pity some ladies! Are you blaming the man for having such wonderful God created flesh or blaming God for making it small that way?.

Must of you ladies who re fun of fornication should rethink cos' knowing your man before marriage does not give you the guaranty of lasting marriage. 1Cor 7:2 say "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband".

The size of manhood has nothing to do with peace N joy of marriage but the neglect of the creator of marriage (God). Be warn of discrimination.

Make a choice ------------ long pen is and trouble marriage or short pen is and peaceful home.??

Iffa hear

I believe that picture was photoshoped. Prick not fit small like that na haba. That's less than an inch, pen cover and there isn't any flesh round it.



Ladies, is this for real?

Rosarie:
whag will u also do if u ve kept urself holy n d day u want to ve sex befre marriage as ur are on it d sounding bell rings.rappture and u ve been holy all diz years n jst one mistake devil will take u to an ETERNAL life of fire!ask God befr u say i do n ne will nva lead u astray. At op pls stop giving pple a dead mindset:

whao:
I pity some ladies! Are you blaming the man for having such wonderful God created flesh or blaming God for making it small that way?.

Must of you ladies who re fun of fornication should rethink cos' knowing your man before marriage does not give you the guaranty of lasting marriage. 1Cor 7:2 say "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband".

The size of manhood has nothing to do with peace N joy of marriage but the neglect of the creator of marriage (God). Be warn of discrimination.

Make a choice ------------ long pen is and trouble marriage or short pen is and peaceful home.??

You're taking this a bit too seriously.
It's just a tongue-in-cheek thingy.
P-enis size doesn't make a man and we all know it.

Mondisweets:
nothing will change my undying love for him. So long we can procreate i will be happy either way.

Wow!! This is really hard to believe

freecocoa:
This can never happen to me, if I manage agree to no sex(which is almost impossible), I surely must touch and see whether e fit stand atleast.

Abeg scratch that, there's no way I'm not phocking whom I'll marry before I accept/propose the marriage.

sure babe always on point

moreeni:
YeeeeeeYeeeeeee!!! I won't find that on my wedding night cos peeping before the D day is a prerequisite

YES YOUR HEAD DEY THERE. As long as he is not penetrating it into your honey pot.

If he can make very good use of his tongue, no problems.

Lol

Mondisweets:
nothing will change my undying love for him. So long we can procreate i will be happy either way.

why settle for less when I can offer you one the size of your arm?

iykedare:


why settle for less when I can offer you one the size of your arm?

give me your chest alone i still want to live please

Na to dey cry remain o and start consoling masef wid olamide`s song
**Iru kileyi omo anifowose**

I thought people do marry for love and not joystick. if I think otherwise on my wedding night, I will return d product coz, it's incomplete

ROTF...is dis real?...can a guy really av dis,

sexymoma:
Na to dey cry remain o and start consoling masef wid olamide`s song
**Iru kileyi omo anifowose**

hahahahhahaha *faintz*

Mzgracie:
I'll start crying.