Recently, I feel like I am dating MTN. I go to
bed with a text and wake up with a text msg.
It's either they are calling me or begging me
to suscribe to one thing or the other.
VERY SOON MTN WILL BE LIKE:
1. Dear customer are u HUNGRY??...txt HGY
to35388 4 tips on HUNGER And what to EAT
2. Dear customer need DELIVERANCE??.. .. Text
DEL TO 35388 for daily tips on how to deliver
yourself
3. Dear customer facing ancestral
problems??.... text ANCESTORS to 35354 and
recieve daily ancestral tips
4. Dear customer wanna bathe but u have no
soap??....text SOAP to 35629 to recieve
dialysoaps to your phone
5. Dear customer feeling HEARTBROKEN??..
..Txt HEART to 38545 and recieve tips on
how to plaster yourheart...
Imagine MTN sending my grandma
BEAUTYTIPS... for what?? HABA!