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Your Childhood Wasn't fun.......... by enoqueen: 12:45am On Dec 13, 2014
― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never played in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch & wake up on the bed.
― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards
to take it & give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands & legs instead of bathing
when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
― If you didn't use youur two legs to build houses with sand.
― If you didn't write your name on paper & insert into your
pen so that no one will steal it.
― If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly to see when
the lights went off.
― If you never waved at white birds expecting your nails to be
whiter.
― If you never heard of a ghost that stays under mango trees
at nights.
― If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick & called it
your car!
― If you didn't mix garri and sugar in yoyr pocket & eat while
walking on the street.
― If you never did mama and papa play.
― If you didn't play bottle cover ball (canter ball).
― If you never bath inside bathroom and went out naked, with
your cloth in your hands.

Then we guess your Childhood wasn't Fun.

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Re: Your Childhood Wasn't fun.......... by Mrwhalex(m): 4:19am On Dec 13, 2014
enoqueen:
― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never played in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch & wake up on the bed.
― if you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards
to take it & give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands & legs instead of bathing
when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
― If you didn't use youur two legs to build houses with sand.
― If you didn't write your name on paper & insert into your
pen so that no one will steal it.
― If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly to see when
the lights went off.
― If you never waved at white birds expecting your nails to be
whiter.
― If you never heard of a ghost that stays under mango trees
at nights.
― If you didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick & called it
your car!
― If you didn't mix garri and sugar in yoyr pocket & eat while
walking on the street.
― If you never did mama and papa play.
― If you didn't play bottle cover ball (canter ball).
― If you never bath inside bathroom and went out naked, with
your cloth in your hands.

Then we guess your Childhood wasn't Fun.
in addition, if you never made a gun out of a pawpaw stem

- if you never demonstrated how the master killed the boss in a just watched chinese film to your peers

- if you've never been caught to have played footballed after you thought you've washed your legs only to be by the soldout by the part of your leg that water didn't get to

- if you've never smoked a mat straw

- if you've never believed fish falls fron the sky
Re: Your Childhood Wasn't fun.......... by englishmart(m): 5:49am On Dec 13, 2014
not when we were caged in our flats like we are gonna die if we play with other children

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Re: Your Childhood Wasn't fun.......... by Reberry(f): 6:39am On Dec 13, 2014
shocked

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