Prison vs. full-time job
Prison life versus a full-time job

In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.

At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.

In prison you get three meals a day.

At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.

In prison you get time off for good behavior.

At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

In prison you can watch TV and play games.

At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere.

At work you are just ball-and-chained.

In prison you get your own toilet.

At work you have to share.

In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.

At work you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required.

At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.

At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.

In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time.

At work there are some programs you can never get out of.

In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic.

At work we have managers.


Time for ya all to get your butts in prison

You go first.

You ever came up with this shitte needs to use his or her brain.

In prison you get a record that follows you for the rest of your life.

At work you get a resume you can use to better of your self.

I think prison is better

well i think u forgot somthin

at work u get paid and in jail u don't

Hmmmmm i think you're right Kiki
you seem to know much about jail
your name sounds like[b] kirikiri[/b]

Oracle:

Hmmmmm i think you're right Kiki
you seem to know much about jail
your name sounds like[b] kirikiri[/b]

LOL


i will choose work over prison any day. At least you get to go home at the end of the day!!

Oracle:

Hmmmmm i think you're right Kiki
you seem to know much about jail
your name sounds like[b] kirikiri[/b]

lol nah i don't really know dat much bout jail i just know a lil

The case is diffrent for nigerian and thailand prisons

in prison you leave their with crimal record

at work you live their and latter ask for your pension

infact na yankee boy write this thing, if not make em come kirikiri he go learn him lesson.

IN PRISON YOU LIVE IN HELL

ATT WORK YOU GOT AC OVER YOUR HEAD

funny people ! let him go and try kirikiri prison for real, he will know that KAAKI no be leather.

funny anyway cos some of the points could be sooo trueeee

Cheers

Lets go commit a crime