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| Abeg, Which Network Dey Send This Kind Messages??? by 4much: 1:14pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
Abeg, Which Network Dey Send This Kind Messages  1. Did you know that eating hot garri is not good for your health? For more garri killing health tips, send HEALTH to 5030. SMS cost N50 per week... 2. Chelsea lost her 1st game of the season last weekend, to find out when they'll lose their next match, text CHELSEA NEXT LOSE to 5032! 3. Last week, Ifeanyi won a Nintendo, two weeks ago, Ifeanyi won a Nintendo. Three weeks ago, the same Ifeanyi won a Nintendo. To play for a chance to win a Nintendo, even though Ifeanyi is going to win again, Text WIN to 5031 4. Nigerians are already banging fireworks this December. To find out what they will do next, text December to 53850 5. To find out who's gonna be the next governor of your state, text your state's name to 5900. SMS cost N50 per week. 6. Short girls like putting on high heel shoes. To find out other interesting facts about short girls, text SHORT to 50385.... 7. Did u know that ATM is the fastest way of withdrawing money? To find out how to use an ATM, text ATM to 5030.... 8. Stretch marks make you feel insecure about your body. Find out how to get rid of stretch marks naturally by sending K to 38261 at N50 weekly. Wetin concern me with stretch marks? 9. Do u know that next year will be 2015? to know today's date, text DATE to 2014. SMS cost 2 naira! 10. Do you want to kill your state governor because he is wicked? If yes; text your state governors name and address to 333423 to get natural tips on how to kill wicked governors! 11. Would you like to poison you neighbour for not allowing you to sleep with his wife? Text kill my wicked neighbor to 33454 to get ancestral tips on killing of wicked neighbors... 12. Do you miss your ex and you feel like doing those things with her again? Do you know you can make love to your dead ex girlfriend? Send Do it with my ex to 332419 to get directions to die and do it to your ex.... Abeg, which network sabi do this type of work pass? (a) MTN (b) Airtel (c) Etisalat (d) Glo 2 Likes |
| Re: Abeg, Which Network Dey Send This Kind Messages??? by eistien(m): 1:16pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
Mtn 1 Like |
| Re: Abeg, Which Network Dey Send This Kind Messages??? by zeyheed(m): 1:18pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
Original emptyhen |
| Re: Abeg, Which Network Dey Send This Kind Messages??? by Nobody: 1:33pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
LmAO!  Our very own EmptyHen! |
| Re: Abeg, Which Network Dey Send This Kind Messages??? by Chuksgeo: 8:11pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
Na empty hen na! |
| Re: Abeg, Which Network Dey Send This Kind Messages??? by hassanfulani(m): 8:43pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
this is so funny |
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