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What's MTN Turning Into? by condralbede(m): 7:19pm On Dec 16, 2014
sometimes I think am dating MTN
I go to bed with text
I wake up with text msg...
its either they calling me or begging me to
subscribe one thing or the other..
VERY SOON MTN WILL BE LIKE:
1:dear customer are u HUNGRY text HUY
to 35388
4tips for hungry and what to eat...
2:dear customer u need DELIVERANCE
Text DEL
to 35388 4daily tips on how to be deliver
yourself...
3:dear customer facing ANCESTRAL
problem text
ANCESTOR to 33551 and receive daily
ancestral
tips..
4:dear customer u wanna bath bt u have
no soap
text SOAP to 55533 to receive daily soap
to bath...
5:dear customer u wanna commit SUICIDE
text
SUD to 38877 and get different suicide
techniques...
6:dear customer u wanna STEAl text STEAl
to
91556 and receive expert stealing
techniques
7:dear customer feeling HEARTBROKEN
text HB to
41600 to gt daily tips on how to plaster
your
heart..
Imagine mtn sending my Grand mother
BEAUTY TIPS
for what nau.... Lol

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