Do you know that there are people in your
village who don't want you to
succeed? Text thunder fire them to 33051.
SMS cost #100 per thunder:
1. Do u no dat eating hot garri is not gud
for ur
health? for more health tips, send HEALTH
to
5030. SMS cost N50/week!
2. Chelsea lost her 1st game of d season
against
Newcastle, to find out wen dey'll lose their
next
match, text LOSE to 5032
3. Last week, Ifeanyi won a Nintendo, two
weeks
ago, Ifeanyi won a Nintendo. 3 weeks ago,
d same
Ifeanyi won a Nintendo today. To play 4 a
chance
to win a Nintendo, even though Ifeanyi is
going to
win again, Text WIN to 5031.
4. Nigerians are already banging fireworks
dis
December. To find out wat dey will do next,
text
December to 53850.
5. To find out who's gonna be de next
governor of
ur state, text ur state's name to 5900.SMS
cost
N50 per week.
6. Short girls like putting on high heel
shoes, to
find out other interesting facts about short
girls,
text SHORT to 50385
7. Did u know that ATM is de fastest way of
withdrawing money? to find out how to
use an
ATM, text ATM to 5030
8. Do u no dat next year wil b 2015? to
know
today's date, text DATE to 2014. SMS cost 2
naira
Abeg na which network sabi do dis type
of work pass?
(A) Airtel
(B) MTN
(C) Etisalat
(D) Glo
(E) Visaphone

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