lemme start by sharing mine.

Far back when I was in school:
There are these two guys who I met on 2go. We chat a lot and we are more like online besties both invited me to pay a visit which I agreed to. Fortunately or unfortunately they are both in the same school, let's assume I plan to see A tomorrow and then see B the day after.

Don't forget am a student ooooo, and it was all I had on me I used in travelling from abeokuta to ife, since they both agreed to give me tfare.

I got to A place in the evening, I didn't eat dinner cos I wasn't feeling secured cos of the environment. Night reach, time to sleep:we didn't sleep in his place we went to his friends place.In the middle of the night he wanted to start touching me,ehn I was like shuuuuuoooo what rubbish so you think I came here cos of sex? he left the room so I slept alone.

I tot it was over,as early as 6am I went to have my bath only for him to be peeping through the curtain.i was over embarrassed . Summary of it I finished dressing up and asked for tfare,see para the guy was like ehn tfare for what that did he sleep with me? Then it dawned on me that he wanted to sleep with me.

FAST FORWARD
I called B that around he said he is in the school compunction I should come and meet him. I went to the school and waited and waited he didn't show up he said he as busy. Two hours later he showed up,just when I tot my bad day ended another one start.

He started abusing me and saying different kind da things that am a slut the is that. I was like what's this about? he said you think i didn't see you last night was it not even the room next to mine that you slept. He said A has to everybody about how he had marathon sex With me and all.

I felt super bad,tried to explained to him but it was to no avail.
since I didn't have a means of leaving ife I asked him to give me tfare he refused.

I had not dime on me and I needed like 2k to get back to abk.

Had no choice than to hitchhike,I stayed by the road side for over an hour under hot sun looking for passers by that will help meanwhile I was earnestly praying in my mind that God should let me get back to abk safe without falling into ritualist hands and promised to never do this again.

God took pity on me.
A golf parked asked where I was going I said ibadan,he asked me to hop in I did.
He said he is famished so wants to stop at a restaurant to eat.we both alighted ordered for his food and ordered big big bush meat for me and pounded yam with egusi soup worth #2000.

We finished eating embarked on journey and he asked where my destination is and I said abk,told me if I don't mind he will drive me to my house . For my mind I was like make I no abuse this favour I alighted in ibadan,begged people for some change so I could enter bus to abk.

A week later B called to apologise that A said he lied that I didn't allow him do anything, up till today he still calls to apologise,he even tried getting me a job in his company. (in his mind to prove that he truly cares)

moral of the epistle.
Never lie
Never trust anyone especially online friends.

I know I risked my life but will never try this in my next life.

so over to you guys let's have yours.

I sent a love SMS to our burser and..........

holatin:
I sent a love SMS to our burser and..........

laughing hysterically

holatin:
I sent a love SMS to our burser and..........

loooolu...u gat my ribs cracking...xo hilarious..abeg finish am....

Bukkiminat:


loooolu...u gat my ribs cracking...xo hilarious..abeg finish am....

please tell him to come finish the rest ooo

holatin!

Wil b back to share mine

Yewandequeen:
lemme start by sharing mine.

Far back when I was in school:
There are these two guys who I met on 2go. We chat a lot and we are more like online besties both invited me to pay a visit which I agreed to. Fortunately or unfortunately they are both in the same school, let's assume I plan to see A tomorrow and then see B the day after.

Don't forget am a student ooooo, and it was all I had on me I used in travelling from abeokuta to ife, since they both agreed to give me tfare.

I got to A place in the evening, I didn't eat dinner cos I wasn't feeling secured cos of the environment. Night reach, time to sleep:we didn't sleep in his place we went to his friends place.In the middle of the night he wanted to start touching me,ehn I was like shuuuuuoooo what rubbish so you think I came here cos of sex? he left the room so I slept alone.

I tot it was over,as early as 6am I went to have my bath only for him to be peeping through the curtain.i was over embarrassed . Summary of it I finished dressing up and asked for tfare,see para the guy was like ehn tfare for what that did he sleep with me? Then it dawned on me that he wanted to sleep with me.

FAST FORWARD
I called B that around he said he is in the school compunction I should come and meet him. I went to the school and waited and waited he didn't show up he said he as busy. Two hours later he showed up,just when I tot my bad day ended another one start.

He started abusing me and saying different kind da things that am a slut the is that. I was like what's this about? he said you think i didn't see you last night was it not even the room next to mine that you slept. He said A has to everybody about how he had marathon sex With me and all.

I felt super bad,tried to explained to him but it was to no avail.
since I didn't have a means of leaving ife I asked him to give me tfare he refused.

I had not dime on me and I needed like 2k to get back to abk.

Had no choice than to hitchhike,I stayed by the road side for over an hour under hot sun looking for passers by that will help meanwhile I was earnestly praying in my mind that God should let me get back to abk safe without falling into ritualist hands and promised to never do this again.

God took pity on me.
A golf parked asked where I was going I said ibadan,he asked me to hop in I did.
He said he is famished so wants to stop at a restaurant to eat.we both alighted ordered for his food and ordered big big bush meat for me and pounded yam with egusi soup worth #2000.

We finished eating embarked on journey and he asked where my destination is and I said abk,told me if I don't mind he will drive me to my house . For my mind I was like make I no abuse this favour I alighted in ibadan,begged people for some change so I could enter bus to abk.

A week later B called to apologise that A said he lied that I didn't allow him do anything, up till today he still calls to apologise,he even tried getting me a job in his company. (in his mind to prove that he truly cares)

moral of the epistle.
Never lie
Never trust anyone especially online friends.

I know I risked my life but will never try this in my next life.

so over to you guys let's have yours.

You traveled without any return tfare and you thought those guys invited you over to hold hands and sing Kumbaya? How old were you?

Bravoosii:
You traveled without any return tfare and you thought those invited you over to hold hands and sing Kumbaya? How old were you?

my dear I was sweet 16 back then ooooo
no mind me.


You're you're a bad boy
is that what you do.....invite female friends and only give them tfare when you sleep with them?

Yewandequeen:


my dear I was sweet 16 back then ooooo
no mind me.


You're you're a bad boy
is that what you do.....invite female friends and only give them tfare when you sleep with them?

I don't even give them tfare at all

Bravoosii:
I don't even give them tfare at all

seriously?


runs outta thread

sha come and share yours

Yewandequeen:


please tell him to come finish the rest ooo

holatin!

dats is if you recharge my 3310 internet plan

holatin:
dats is if you recharge my 3310 internet plan

big mouth

Yewandequeen:




big mouth

small head

in primary school, i cried when asked to sit down next to a boy

missdebs:
in primary school, i cried when asked to sit down next to a boy

Jeez

Skydiving without parachute

dmjinc:
Skydiving without parachute

you're so dead

missdebs:
in primary school, i cried when asked to sit down next to a boy

lol

1.spying gals undies when d chances come up
2. Running away from class to play games
3. Rushing to crowded areas in sch just to tap current
Et ce tera
God forgive me sha

*Hands over face in shame* Peeping @ bathing ladies....Thats long ago oh

*observing*

Yewandequeen:
lemme start by sharing mine.

Far back when I was in school:
There are these two guys who I met on 2go. We chat a lot and we are more like online besties both invited me to pay a visit which I agreed to. Fortunately or unfortunately they are both in the same school, let's assume I plan to see A tomorrow and then see B the day after.

Don't forget am a student ooooo, and it was all I had on me I used in travelling from abeokuta to ife, since they both agreed to give me tfare.

I got to A place in the evening, I didn't eat dinner cos I wasn't feeling secured cos of the environment. Night reach, time to sleep:we didn't sleep in his place we went to his friends place.In the middle of the night he wanted to start touching me,ehn I was like shuuuuuoooo what rubbish so you think I came here cos of sex? he left the room so I slept alone.

I tot it was over,as early as 6am I went to have my bath only for him to be peeping through the curtain.i was over embarrassed . Summary of it I finished dressing up and asked for tfare,see para the guy was like ehn tfare for what that did he sleep with me? Then it dawned on me that he wanted to sleep with me.

FAST FORWARD
I called B that around he said he is in the school compunction I should come and meet him. I went to the school and waited and waited he didn't show up he said he as busy. Two hours later he showed up,just when I tot my bad day ended another one start.

He started abusing me and saying different kind da things that am a slut the is that. I was like what's this about? he said you think i didn't see you last night was it not even the room next to mine that you slept. He said A has to everybody about how he had marathon sex With me and all.

I felt super bad,tried to explained to him but it was to no avail.
since I didn't have a means of leaving ife I asked him to give me tfare he refused.

I had not dime on me and I needed like 2k to get back to abk.

Had no choice than to hitchhike,I stayed by the road side for over an hour under hot sun looking for passers by that will help meanwhile I was earnestly praying in my mind that God should let me get back to abk safe without falling into ritualist hands and promised to never do this again.

God took pity on me.
A golf parked asked where I was going I said ibadan,he asked me to hop in I did.
He said he is famished so wants to stop at a restaurant to eat.we both alighted ordered for his food and ordered big big bush meat for me and pounded yam with egusi soup worth #2000.

We finished eating embarked on journey and he asked where my destination is and I said abk,told me if I don't mind he will drive me to my house . For my mind I was like make I no abuse this favour I alighted in ibadan,begged people for some change so I could enter bus to abk.

A week later B called to apologise that A said he lied that I didn't allow him do anything, up till today he still calls to apologise,he even tried getting me a job in his company. (in his mind to prove that he truly cares)

moral of the epistle.
Never lie
Never trust anyone especially online friends.

I know I risked my life but will never try this in my next life.

so over to you guys let's have yours.

yewande can lie for africa.