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| Must Read!!!! by EstarKeys(f): 12:23am On Dec 20, 2014 |
Abeg, which network dey send dis kind messages?? 1. Did u knw dat eatn hot garri is not good for your health? For more garri killing health tips, send HEALTH to 5030. Sms cost N50 naira per week. 2. Chelsea lost their 1st game of the season last weeken, to find out when they'll lose their next match, text CHELSEA NEXT LOSE to 5032! 3. To find out who's gonna be the next govornor of ur state, text your state's name to 5900. SMS cost N50 per week. 4. Did u know that ATM is the fastest way of withdrawing money? To find out how to use an ATM, text ATM to 5030 5. Stretch marks make u feel insecure about ur body. Find out how to get rid of stretch marks naturally by sending K to 38261 at N50 weekly. Wetin concern me wt stretch marks? 6. Do u know that next year wil be 2015? To know today's date, text date to 2014. Sms cos 2 naira! 7. Do u want to kill ur state governor because he is wicked? If yes; text ur state governors name and address to 3419 to get ancestal tips on killing of wicked neigbors... 8. Do u miss ur ex and u feel like doing those things with her again? Do u know u can make love to ur ex gf? Text her/his directions to 280263. 9. Do u knw dat nigeria have two rivers? Text river to 400 to get the two rivers and their locations. Abeg, which newtwork sabi do this type of work pass? |
| Re: Must Read!!!! by kaima1984(f): 12:31am On Dec 20, 2014 |
Mtn my dear oooo,they are in a habit of running my battery down |
| Re: Must Read!!!! by aristocrazzy: 12:32am On Dec 20, 2014 |
All networks do diz sh*t |
| Re: Must Read!!!! by supernigga(m): 12:35am On Dec 20, 2014 |
Mtn they sabi send useless sms |
| Re: Must Read!!!! by ReVizz(m): 2:02am On Dec 20, 2014 |
Tips On how To Date Your Mother ! Send DM To 33850. 1 Like |
| Re: Must Read!!!! by mabeni(m): 4:13am On Dec 20, 2014 |
empty Hen. |
| Re: Must Read!!!! by EstarKeys(f): 12:04pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
ReVizz:hahahah 1 Like |
| Re: Must Read!!!! by Agybabe(f): 8:17pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
Are you looking for a life partner? Learn interesting tips on how to find the right one. Text LP to 35008 for great tips. MTN are crazy with all these text they keep sending. My battery is bad today, courtesy MTN. But I like them sha. 1 Like |
| Re: Must Read!!!! by Kaymania(m): 10:28pm On Jan 03, 2015 |
Agybabe:A nairalander's signature goes thus: Sometimes I wonder if I'm dating MTN. I get several sms from them before goinp to bed and also wake up to see tons of msgs in the morning. 1 Like |
| Re: Must Read!!!! by Orinameh2(m): 1:33am On Jan 05, 2015 |
omo na MTN oh xpecialy dat stretch marks own |
| Re: Must Read!!!! by leac508(m): 11:48am On Jan 05, 2015 |
Na airtal da no get handwork |
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