A mum was lucky enough to see her
three daughters wed in the same
year, so she whispered to each of
them "After your weddings, text me
your first night experience and don't
forget to text it in a coded way!"
After a week, the first daughter sent
'NESCAFE' in an sms 2 her mum
while a week later, the second sent
'BENSON'.
Their mum, as a 'soji
woman' picked up a tin of Nescafe
and read from d label "fantastic till d
last drop!"
She also went to her
husband's pack of Benson cigarettes
and found written on it "Extra long,
king size!"
she thought aloud "not
too bad for them at their age"
A few days later, her third daughter's
text comes in, "Arik: Lagos - Kano!".
So Mama call Arik Air information
desk to inquire about their Kano to
Lagos flight.
She was told, "Its 3 times
daily, 7 days a week and the flight
duration is 75 minutes to and fro!"
Mama throws herself in the air, lands,
slumps and faints
shouting..."Yeeeeee! Eleyi ma pa mi
lomo O! ( this one will kill my
daughter!)"