We have all seen annoying annoying updates, but these ones are universally annoying...lolz

"I am so sad now" : we all know this is attention catching. You want people to ask what's going on, a good percentage of your contacts (these are the ones you finally consider caring) would definitely ask , while the greater percentage, know you just crave attention.

I just had an accident: You just had an accident, and the first thing you do is update. You should be on your way to the hospital dude. This is definitely not how to break the news to friends/family.

"These 'beeches/dudes' ain't loyal": We know this is meant for one person. Why don't you pm him/her straight up?
Why drag us all into the show?

"I just sanitised my friend's list, if you're reading this - thumbs up" : Now you're Michael Jackson abi?
Wow, I am dancing sekem because you didn't delete me...mtcheew...oniranu *deletes*

#Monday#FreshWeek#FreshStart#
SuperMe#SuperWoman#SuperWeek
#Unstoppable#GirlsThatRock#
GoAndWin# :
What is this? ? ?
Hashtags are cool when used appropriately, don't turn us to some "decryption machine".
WhatIfIdecidetowritelikethisnow
howdoyoufeelnowyouknowhowifeel?

per minute update "up and thankful"
"Gym in a bit"
"Gat to shower"
"Breakfast is ready"
"Macaroni ...you want?".
So, now I can write your biography from your updates? This is so boring . Stop it.

It you're guilty of (all) this, we understand that no-one is above mistakes. Now you know better, you gat no excuse again.

dechandel:
The girl with the relationship drama

Today. She is single
Next. She is so taken
Next. Guys are so wicked
Next. I love my boo. Haters go and die
Next. Love yourself like forever
Next. I have the best mancrush in the world
Next. I am single and not searching..

Girls sha

Lumyboi:
Changing name is rili annoyin to me. Sm silly pple jst write a dot as dia name n expect u to reply dem

Ohhhhhh
I hate that with passion.
How could I have forgotten that group?
Like they have personality issues, choose a name and stick to it mehn!

Elantracey:
My own is not with status that one concern you but with broadcast , too many irrelevant broadcast .

Romanciella:
how bout the new stickers for bbm updates..… thats like the most annoyin

dechandel:
The girl with the relationship drama

Today. She is single
Next. She is so taken
Next. Guys are so wicked
Next. I love my boo. Haters go and die
Next. Love yourself like forever
Next. I have the best mancrush in the world
Next. I am single and not searching..

Girls sha

dechandel:
The girl with the relationship drama

Today. She is single
Next. She is so taken
Next. Guys are so wicked
Next. I love my boo. Haters go and die
Next. Love yourself like forever
Next. I have the best mancrush in the world
Next. I am single and not searching..

Girls sha

Crocz:


Lolz...are you single and if yes, can I put in my CV?

Lol
My relationship status is.. Married

Kachisbarbie:


Which is the most annoying to you? Feel free to add yours.

Compliments of the season to everyone
e-hugzzz

Danhumprey:
And you are one of such girls! Am I lieing? Admit it!

Where did this one ressurect from?
Merry Christmas

dechandel:
Lol
My relationship status is.. Married

Crocz:


Don't worry about that hun, I can make you unmarried

But i don't wana sign any divorce papers yet
And our marriage is still on fire for the status to change

dechandel:

But i don't wana sign any divorce papers yet
And our marriage is still on fire for the status to change

Crocz:


Did I ever tell you I'm a fire man?...quenching fire is my area of expertise

Snatching someone's wife is what again
And the last time i checked. You are supposed to be engaged