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How To Get Out Of A Travel Ticket by kuntakinte(m): 2:53pm On Aug 14, 2006 |
How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket! A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. The driver owned the car. Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too! |
Re: How To Get Out Of A Travel Ticket by iice(f): 3:01pm On Aug 14, 2006 |
Funny |
Re: How To Get Out Of A Travel Ticket by Oracle(m): 2:21am On Aug 16, 2006 |
yeah very funny |
Re: How To Get Out Of A Travel Ticket by lauryn(f): 2:04am On Aug 21, 2006 |
Re: How To Get Out Of A Travel Ticket by jayemkay(f): 2:29pm On Sep 12, 2006 |
hahahahaha |
Re: How To Get Out Of A Travel Ticket by dabby(f): 9:38pm On Sep 13, 2006 |
very funny though i doubt it will work in naija. |
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