Dear Future Wife,

I hope you’re having a great day so far? I would
have loved to talk with you in person — you
know that I love hearing your voice — but I
guess this letter will surfice.
The rate at which couples are getting divorced
these days is quite alarming. Gone are those
days when you hear about couples celebrating
thirty years anniversary. Although I can’t
promise that we won’t disagree on some issues,
I can promise that none of our future
arguments will end in divorce. I’ll try my best to
always make sure we settle our
misunderstandings amicably.
A lot of men stop doing all the things they did
to get their wives to fall in love with them once
they’re married but I’ll be an exception rather
than the rule. I really enjoyed the thrill of trying
to get your attention and how you gave me a
hard time; I enjoyed that challenge. I won’t stop
proving to you that I love you. Although I can’t
love you forever, I will love you till the day I die.
About the issue of infidelity, you can trust me
on that. I have a very good role model; my dad.
I’ll be faithful to our marriage vows by not
cheating on you with another woman. You will
also have to be faithful to me.
I look at some married women and just shake
my head. Why? Because they look shabby and
unkept. Please don’t stop dressing well and
looking pretty. I won’t be jealous if men admire
you when we go out together. But keep the
flirting at a minimum level. I’ll also endeavour
to dress well.
“The way to a man’s heart is through the
stomach”. The first person who said this must
have been like me. You know I love eating and
I’ll be glad if you can cook delicious meals. I
especially love spaghetti and amala. I will help
out in the kitchen whenever I can.
If there’s anything else I want to talk to you
about you’ll receive another letter from me. Bye
for now.

Your Love,
Adewuyi.

P.S. — Please don’t kiss your current boyfriend
but if I’m that current boyfriend…………………

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