Yes yes y'all,

the long awaited battle between two of the most fierce n feared EMCEES in this forum is nigh!

DARKREBEL:
this lad is known for his relentlessness in freestyles. He came in this forum n started making waves which scared the hell outta b1tches. Something even poisedon himself respects him for! You can't take away the fact that this guy is one of the best freestyle MCs in nigeria hence his outstanding ability to return rebuttals.
His one of the few textcees on this forum who's taking a step further by getting involved in audio brawls, in which even till this moment he's undefeated!


GIYAZZ:
He as proven himself to be a passionate n hungry emcee.
They may criticize him for not doing too well as a textcee, but who cares?
One thing is certain. You can't overlook his skill with the pen.
With his 'stylish' kyna style which has poetry n rap fused together, you don't wanna cross words with him, trust me!
Though he might not be as good as one would expect on textbattle, but when he goes vocals all hell is let loose!
He's known for his superb flow on the MIC!



So ladies n gentlemen, what else can i say?

Sit back, relax, nd anticipate the dawn of a new era in nairaland's rapbattling!

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VOTING CRITERIA


RHYMES = 2 points

FLOW = 2points

DELIVERY = 3 points

PUNCHLINES = 5 points

PERSONALS = 2 Points


DEADLINE IS SATURDAY THE 4TH OF
JANUARY, 2015 8pm prompt!

pls no comments


gudlock!

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ElymaxCray:

OPENER = 1 point

RHYMES = 2 points

FLOW = 2points ( cos this is vocals)

METAPHOR = 2points

PUNCHLINES = 3 points PUNCHLINES = 5 points

WORDPLAY = 2 points

PERSONALS = 2 Points PERSONALS = 3 Points

CLOSER = 1 point

plus:

DELIVERY = 3 points




Elymax, this should be your format for audio battles. No be the same as text. Opener and Closer doesn't matter. Metaphors and Wordplay all contribute to Punchlines.

Delivery is also key.

Ibime:


plus:

DELIVERY = 3 points




Elymax, this should be your format for audio battles. No be the same as text. Opener and Closer doesn't matter. Metaphors and Wordplay all contribute to Punchlines.

Delivery is also key.

True.


Check tho!

[img]http://178.32.177.128/thumb/f/f2/AliRed.jpg/300px-AliRed.jpg[/img]

Check...we shutting it down on Friday ....

I luv dis sshyt

Standard Criteria


* Flow
* Rhymes
* Delivery
* Lyricism
* Personals
* Quality/Creativity
* Entertainment
* Overall
* Winner

Lyrics should be posted with audio links too

Saturday 4th of January doesn't exist in 2015 calendar so what year is this battle taking place biko or is it talking place in another planet

teddybiyasi:
Saturday 4th of January doesn't exist in 2015 calendar so what year is this battle taking place biko or is it talking place in another planet

lmfa0

Darkrebel and Giyazz what's going on..

Two of una na ffuck up!!

sosiqdude:
Darkrebel and Giyazz what's going on..

Two of una na ffuck up!!

dude stop spamming the thread and shut the ffuck up ..

Darkrebel:


dude stop spamming the thread and shut the ffuck up ..

Never you tell me shut the ffuck up..

Cos you ain't my mother.. And don't make me cos trouble here now!

lol @u aint my murder

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READ LYRICS

Beef popped/
And this bbitch copped/
You tryna up your game by dissing this god?/
I murk you for free, no deals no greens up/
'if I was paid to beat you that'd be a 'Cheap shot!'
You wack and you know it/
All those rhymes, men you stole it/
Dumb@ss, before you rhyme you gotta calm yo?/ (oh no!)
You think slow bbitch, that's why you rap slow/
What's the question you ask? How G beat ya wack?/
Sex starved nigga, you on Nairaland. . .shouting who to kiss? Who to kiss? Nigga kiss ma @ss!/
Or I beat ya down/
Your rhyming is poor and you wack like Acehood/
I'm moving the crowd, when you rhyme they stay put/
How you suck 'em c0cks is proof you fake dude/
No Khimwhyte, but you got a bbitch in you like Sleak on facebook!/
I'm sleek plus able/ check!
Me the 'best man' here, I'm made of honor/
You the 'bride's best friend', you a 'maid of honor!'/
Imma eat your face and then pinch your bbreast/
The next ffucking time you tryna think you're best!/
Cos. . . When I'm game to rhyme, the babes gather/
They like it, I'm real, like J.Carter/
But decipher this line or ask your lame mama/
Like Sparprints, nigga? you a 'fake rapper'/
Nobody wanna hear the ffuck you saying/
Or who the ffuck you dating/
Who the ffuck you wanna be, who the ffuck you be!
Nigga like: (Mimmicks Darkrebel)
Shut the ffuck up bbitch, you ain't Lazllo Biro/
You a wacko Jacko/ who slipped on his pen then broke his head!
Uh
Listen, I will never knock the hustle, till I'm fam with Pele/
Get a house and a car, and a bouncing bebe/
Ain't been lazy no time, reason I'm counting sheles/
But you? Only time you grind is when you pounding pepper!/
Get it? You don't get it!
You so dumb, you going bananas?/
How the ffuck a human being call himself a Sharwama?/
You c0cksucking dumb@ss bastard
Bootlicking moronic ffaggot son of a sstupid midget!/
I ain't saying you're an iddiot/
But you a ffucking iddiot!/
To come battle me? Ain't you know who I be?/
I could slap your face with my fist and get you a whole new I.D!!/
Compare you to me, I'm the better man/
My flows witty and d0pe. . . Leather man/
Throw a P at you? And you stagger man/
But you like Peter Pan... your punches Never Land!!!/
I'm so d0pe and so ill/
But you a fish and a snake nigga, you so eel!/
This nigga came in here like "Ibime please"/
"Teach me the ropes" quoting Ibime's nick/
He jumped on his c0ck, but Ibime flipped/
Then he jumped to another, after draining a brother/
Now he wanna claim King cos he sucked the Crown off Ibime's dick!!!
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Diss ---@Giyazz Gift Iyasara

I hope giyazz is ready to kick..cos I brought the bucket/
Cos out of all motherfuckers....you the motherfuckest/
So someone tell G to embrace his death/ I got snipers on the roof just to maim this elf/
And before this battle and debating ends/ you ll' be conjured to score a "Double" own-goal....like clumsy full-backs ....just to "Brace" Yourself/
And I see this blog as a 'Camp'..when am dropping sick flows/ that ll' murking this foe/
But fake dudes like G never brought "Real" to the "Camp" ....unless its "EL-CLASICO" /
And you ll' be stabbed with bottles.....of Coke,Rum and Fanta/
And with faded bottles....Goldspot and Limca/
you can't last in this match...you 'made in China'
So quit acting tough/ cos you ffag ain't strong/
You "Chinko" on the 'Field'...... ''Park Ji Sung" /
And my plan is simply.....to delete your parents/ for naming you ''Gift''...fore' I wrap you up like ''Christmas Presents"'/
Or Instead of that,I ll' wrap him in food....cornflakes, butter/ then wrap him in ''pads''...now he's 'Always Ultra'/
Or instead i ll' be kicking this Boy's groin/ then wrap "Gift in leaves''...you d' think he was ''Moi Moi"/
Am an African Magician.......so see me turn a Dog to Minotaur/ Fox to dinosaur/
And you ll'  see me turn Giyazz to "Notebook" ... And he won't be 'brought out'....except by "Canibus" /
My Acronym's G.O.A.T...you know the definition/
Your's is N.F.A......'No Future Ambition'/
And you ain't human.....you a dirty and filthy thing/
You an "Animal with Horns" ....i ll' deck and Pierce your spleen/
And enough is enough...cos am getting rid of this 'Ram' …...like "Eid El Fitri" /
I ll' leave you Ripped with your hands cut/ then 'snap' your neck fast like 'Two minutes Passport'/
And this Hip-Hop game is like a "Garri Meal" ....but G won't be 'on top' If the bbitch was "Groundnut" /
In the 'slaughter house'....i ll' be lighting this Bastard/ if he 'Joe or Yelawolf', he ll' be blighted and blasted/
But its okay if the Bbitch is "Royce" …....cos "5'9" ......is the 'Height' of his Daftness/
So stop rapping...your style is outdated/ and in haste I ll' leave you and your fams mutilated/ damned and cremated/
And you should call me the "Lord Luggard" ......I won't rest till Giyazz and the Grave......have "Amalgamated" /
And this is 'Marvin Records'....where you bruised and jabbed/
I got 'Jazzy' and 'Savage' for the boost and Hype/
So call me "DD-Prince" .....I got your Mum's Uterus in my "Goody Bag" /
And I ll' treat today like its "February 14''...and have Giyazz Punched and bent/ then "spill his blood on my Goddamn Shirt" /..and wear it proudly to a 'Valentine Event' …......that's a "Touch of Red" /
You Shameless 'Paedophile'...you ll' be torn and butchered/
I ball in ''Ivy League'' and I ll' punch this mobster/ for claiming he balls in "Ivy" …..when in truth he wankks over "Beyonce's Daughter" /
Plus you got gaps in your teeth for biting lines......
You redundant and wack dunce/ you bite everything ddope with nonsense and Jargons/ in hundreds and thousands/.....
Your name should be "Siyazz" in fact...cos all Biters Rep the "S" ........ "Suarez and Sauron" /

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Tag:
Lagunna
Emaprince
Ibime
Mikuz
Coogar
Limerick
Guykhena
Sosiqdude
Loonat11kk
Thunderstorm
Fuckyouhard
007Bruce
Heywhizzy
Gottoboy
Testerfuze
Krizzkuts
Glaciers
PaulThor
Guykhena
Jigsawkillah
Willsofsteeel
Warriblood (King Of Wordplay )
Teddybiyasi
Wrongturn
Dklef
Sammcarter
Iceskidd/Sokrates
RapAcme
SmokingGunz
Devilmaycry
BARS
Gladyys
Ojoawo
JOEmystic
G3n3sis

pls read, download, listen to, n enjoy this verses. Then vote for who you felt won, based on the stated criteria for this battle.
Thnx.

Hehehehe. . . . I no fit laugh. . . well done to both glads for honouring.

I go vote tomorrow

hehehe..

giyazz

Giyazz, ur audio link na error

kr0ne:
Giyazz, ur audio link na error

Oga check your phone well. . . . Try this tho: www.datafilehost.com/d/e4fc240e

GIYAZZ:
Oga check your phone well. . . . Try this tho: www.datafilehost.com/d/e4fc240e

Still the same thing, error

kr0ne:

Still the same thing, error

Something is wrong with your phone. Gimme ya pin make I send am to you real quick, my phone wan die

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kr0ne:
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Oya accept me before I slap you

nice one!

I'll be back with my vote.

kr0ne:
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sorry bruh, for not showing up in da cypher.

busy tins!

VOTING CRITERIA
RHYMES = 2 points - rebel
FLOW = 2points - giyazz
DELIVERY = 3 points - giyazz
PUNCHLINES = 5 points - rebel
PERSONALS = 3 Points - giyazz

giyazz- 8 vs rebel - 7
mvgt giyazz
but anybody could have won

Giyazz, try n post again with another format. This one doesnt work with my phone.

I'm yet to download Giyazz's audio. People wey download am try o

kr0ne:
I'm yet to download Giyazz's audio. People wey download am try o

lol

darkrebel had better delivery and better diction
giyazz got everything else

mvgt giyazz