It reads thus,
Dearer my dearest.
This is u girlfriend
calling. B4 i go on,how
is ur air condition? U do
sometin wey i don't
like at all.
U take another
girlfriendship and E dey
paining me.
The first time u see
me U say i beautiful
than all the girls ur
town bit i hear
people,say u say i no
beautiful again.
If i no beautiful,well i
can't fit be able to sabi
say anything. I will
leave all evrythin 4 God.
I remembrance wen it
is raining U come inside
the rain and cum and
stand 4 my window
place and call me.
Now U say,I no
beautiful abi? If i
throw u medicine,shey
you think say E wount
hit u? E will catch u na.
Only am a christianity.
So i wont throw
it.Becus u knw say i
didnt get any another
boyfriendship dats
why u are doin me any
how like dis abi?
You come dey say,i no
beautiful again,
Me ,myself and u
Who is more
beautifuller?
Your face like a goat
own. Unbeautiful
boyfriendship
Smelly-
Smelly mouth Biggy
belle boyfriendship.
Because of wetin u
have done. God will
beat you with stick
when you cumin to our
yard again ehn? I will
show u wise sence
wey u avnt saw B4.
Your faithfully

old but still humorous

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After 214 views only two cement I feel you pain
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