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2015 The Year Of Satan by Nobody: 4:50pm On Dec 29, 2014
Knowledge and wisdom shall continue to increase.
Technology will continue to dispel superstitions and myths. As access to information get easier and readily available, men shall begin to embrace the Satan within themselves. Christians will stop masturbating and start fucking. Muslim women will get more rights.

Ave Satanas. The truth shall not be dispelled. Fear and ignorance will be defeated. The enemies of men, the so called evil Gods, those Gods who deem man his own worst enemy, they will be defeated. Humanity will continue to move toward light, for only then can we discover the God within ourselves.
Ye are Gods, ave Satanas. Happy holidays.

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Re: 2015 The Year Of Satan by Nobody: 12:09pm On Dec 31, 2014
New Year's Eve.
Re: 2015 The Year Of Satan by Nobody: 5:02am On Jan 01, 2015
Guy,I don't know who is crazier between you nd tpia.
Re: 2015 The Year Of Satan by Nobody: 6:59am On Jan 01, 2015
MoltenMagma:
Guy,I don't know who is crazier between you nd tpia.
Who is tpia?
Re: 2015 The Year Of Satan by Nobody: 6:59am On Jan 01, 2015
Happy New Year my people. Love, Bleep, indulge.
Re: 2015 The Year Of Satan by Nobody: 9:22pm On Jan 01, 2015
sonOfLucifer:

Who is tpia?
She is one of the nasty asss users on NL. She acts like she's got a screw loose somewhere.
Re: 2015 The Year Of Satan by Nobody: 7:39am On Jan 02, 2015
MoltenMagma:

She is one of the nasty asss users on NL. She acts like she's got a screw loose somewhere.

What's up with ur girlfriend ishilove? Its like the two of u gat a thing going on. grin
Oh, ok. Thanks. Ishilove has a thing for me. Females always have a funny way of showing they like someone.
Re: 2015 The Year Of Satan by Ishilove: 9:06am On Jan 02, 2015
MoltenMagma:

She is one of the nasty asss users on NL. She acts like she's got a screw loose somewhere.

What's up with ur girlfriend ishilove? Its like the two of u gat a thing going on. grin
God forbid undecided
Re: 2015 The Year Of Satan by Ishilove: 9:07am On Jan 02, 2015
sonOfLucifer:

Oh, ok. Thanks. Ishilove has a thing for me. Females always have a funny way of showing they like someone.
You wish
Re: 2015 The Year Of Satan by Nobody: 9:41am On Jan 02, 2015
Ishilove:

You wish
Happy New Year. May you discover Lucifer this year.

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Re: 2015 The Year Of Satan by Ishilove: 10:12am On Jan 02, 2015
sonOfLucifer:

Happy New Year. May you discover Lucifer this year.
I've already discovered him a long time ago. The quintessence of evil in it's rawest form.

Happy new year to you too.

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Re: 2015 The Year Of Satan by Ranchhoddas: 10:31am On Jan 02, 2015
Ishilove:

God forbid undecided
Pretender.
Re: 2015 The Year Of Satan by Ishilove: 11:01am On Jan 02, 2015
Ranchhoddas:
Pretender.
Kiss my middle finger.
Re: 2015 The Year Of Satan by paulGrundy(m): 11:05am On Jan 02, 2015
Ishilove:

Kiss my middle finger.

What is it with you and Alfa, you are always on his threads.
Re: 2015 The Year Of Satan by Ishilove: 11:08am On Jan 02, 2015
paulGrundy:


What is it with you and Alfa, you are always on his threads.
So sonofLucifer is Alfa??

Alfa Seltzer! Weldone.

To your question,Paul, my username was mentioned here that's why I am on this thread.
Re: 2015 The Year Of Satan by Ranchhoddas: 12:38pm On Jan 02, 2015
Ishilove:

Kiss my middle finger.
Re: 2015 The Year Of Satan by paulGrundy(m): 1:31pm On Jan 02, 2015
Ishilove:

So sonofLucifer is Alfa??

Alfa Seltzer! Weldone.

To your question,Paul, my username was mentioned here that's why I am on this thread.

I saw a post of yours where you reffered to him as Alfa.
Re: 2015 The Year Of Satan by Ishilove: 2:41pm On Jan 02, 2015
paulGrundy:


I saw a post of yours where you reffered to him as Alfa.
I was guessing, and I may just be right.
Re: 2015 The Year Of Satan by Nobody: 3:23pm On Jan 02, 2015
sentiments and pride aside. Satan owns this world, regardless of all the fancy smancy sugar-coated prophecies our ego-bloated Men of God deliver each year. SATAN is the ruler of this world. sure God can use his divine finger to sneak in a few blessings here and there, it does not absent you from the harsh lash of SATAN's tail. Psalm 34:19 Many are the afflictions of the righteous, but the LORD delivers him out of them all that means you will definitely pass through hell and high-weather.. but characteristically God will save you after all the pounding and bashing you shall receive from SATAN.. kinda like when the Teacher comes in to break a fight when the bully has landed a couple of fast ones to your eyes and lips and nose. grin grin

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Re: 2015 The Year Of Satan by Ajibam: 6:23pm On Jan 02, 2015
How old are you, son of lucifer?
Re: 2015 The Year Of Satan by Nobody: 7:47pm On Jan 02, 2015
Ajibam:
How old are you, son of lucifer?
89
Re: 2015 The Year Of Satan by Nobody: 7:00pm On Dec 24, 2015
grin

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