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Hmmn,you Won't Believe What Happened To Me. Enter & See by Nobody: 9:18pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
My people be very careful these days ooo... This happened to me last night when I returned home... My God ooo, I can't believe what happened to me, wonders they says never end. I was standing in front of the entrance of my house, waiting for them to open the gate so I can go in... Then a woman came and told me that she knows me that she has met me before. So I was like I can't really recall where and when I met you, anyway, please remind me, then the woman said that she met me at a conference in Abia state Umuahia on February to be precise. Oops! ma'am, i've never been to Abia state... That was my reply... Before I could complete the statement, i hear "TAWAWAI!" A very hot slap on my face... If the temperature of that slap was to be measured. It will be around 250degrees. I became so confused, at first I thought the slap was from a man, I looked behind her to see if there was another person behind her but there was none. I tried to ask her what 've I done, I was trying to apologize, sorry madam for not recalling your name "TAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAI!" the slap came the second time! I couldn't bear it any longer... I regretted being alone in the night. I held the woman's hair and started pulling her legs. I pulled and pulled, stretched and stretched her legs then pulled again just as am pulling your legs now. Hahahaha¡¡¡ You too like gist ooo. See as you dey serious dey read am dey go... JUST WANT TO SAY, WE SHALL ALL WITNESS 2015 IN GREAT AND HAPPY MOOD. Happy New Year in ADV. |
Re: Hmmn,you Won't Believe What Happened To Me. Enter & See by victor2008(m): 9:42pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
U have been smoking too much weed, God help you, sarcastic human being u are |
Re: Hmmn,you Won't Believe What Happened To Me. Enter & See by Nobody: 10:39pm On Dec 29, 2014 |
victor2008:You too like gist,period. |
Re: Hmmn,you Won't Believe What Happened To Me. Enter & See by Toluxzy(m): 8:18am On Dec 30, 2014 |
Chaiii chaiiii.....see wetin weed dey cause and hunger anyhow.... God dey |
Re: Hmmn,you Won't Believe What Happened To Me. Enter & See by bot101(m): 5:50pm On Dec 30, 2014 |
buhahaha, crazy op. just keep pulling my legs u hear. |
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