Last week as i was returning from work na so shit catch me i was just praying for strenght to reach home from C.M.S,i was seriously sweating,as i got to first gate to inside festac which is usually #50 box the bike man said #80 box as i wanted to price the fare i felt something fall from my ass i just jumped on the bike when i got home i frorgot to collect my change as i ran home.
This shit can mess anybody whether rich or poor,fine or ugly na wa .Tell us ur own experience wit shit.

Eeeeiya pele Mr. Shitman! I can understand ur plight. But make i ask u? Shit don ever catch u when u dey hump babe?

ayusman16:

Eeeeiya pele Mr. Shitman! I can understand ur plight. But make i ask u? Shit don ever catch u when u dey hump babe?

no but e don happen to my chick

eyaa!!!! kpele. too much of sallah meat

na una type be wen una dey laff shit go dey fall comot

e dey happen o,lol

u nor no wetin yoruba dey call igbe orin

na disgrace shit

My own na piss mess me up.I work on the Island and was chilling @ a bar to dodge traffic i come use 2 big stout.When i eventually left,the traffic was still on 3rd mainland bridge.That day it was like the traffic was from hell.That was when piss struck.I couldnt come down to urinate and was trying to hold it.I held it for almost 1 hr but we still no reach Oworo so i let it out gently as per na only me dey inside the car.It felt warm and nice

Mehn, Shit aint a funny thing, piss still dey releasable in peace.

Twice, I've been caught up on third mainland bridge, come and see me sweating in the car.
Well, I had to get to Chicken Republic on Awolowo Road (That's way off in Ikoyi) before anything could be done o.

Note to all: FORCE yourself to go ashitting every morning.

$ammy:

My own na piss mess me up.I work on the Island and was chilling @ a bar to dodge traffic i come use 2 big stout.When i eventually left,the traffic was still on 3rd mainland bridge.That day it was like the traffic was from hell.That was when piss struck.I couldnt come down to urinate and was trying to hold it.I held it for almost 1 hr but we still no reach Oworo so i let it out gently as per na only me dey inside the car.It felt warm and nice

u mean u did it inside ur car?

car washer dey try o

na wa o