This post is a satirical article from FNN ..enjoy

What an old man sees while seated, a young boy will not see even if he climbs the highest mountain; this saying is a very popular and true one which is why we tend to take words from former President OBJ serious (he is an agba).

Recently, he granted an interview where he professes that the present president Goodluck Jonathan is not worthy of leading a nation rather, he should be working in a zoo where he rightly belongs.

Furthermore, he went ahead to say that GEJ might even need to pass a series of tests and examinations before he is allowed to work with even animals.

OBJ also kept hammering on the point that GEJ would be president in the year 2015 over his dead body.

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Lets continue with the fake news.

Buhari should be rearing cows in the bush... Obasanjo

Buhari is a Christian-by OBJ!

I know this is a fake news. Lets keep the trend, its a comic relief.
If Jonathan should be working in the zoo, then OBJ should be kept in a zoo. That his face alone, one would mistake him for a....

And OBJ should be working in a farm


mtcheeeewwwwww

D9ty7:
I know this is a fake news. Lets keep the trend, its a comic relief.
If Jonathan should be working in the zoo, then OBJ should be kept in a zoo. That his face alone, one would mistake him for a....

Nice one... You beat me to it.... It takes a baboon to know a good zoo keeper

MusaIbrahim1:



Nice one... You beat me to it.... It takes a baboon to know a good zoo keeper

Walahi!

iBloodykiller:
Yes he should be working in the zoo tending obj because a monkey face like Obj belongs to the zoo.



I smell fustrations from an old monkey

Dude the news is false. Don't take it seriously man.

We need to be grateful to democracy. See how people just write very serious issues as jokes and nothing is done to them.

iBloodykiller:
Yes he should be working in the zoo tending obj because a monkey face like Obj belongs to the zoo.



I smell fustrations from an old monkey

You it from it. He has to be with his fellow silver backs. Gej is not my choice,but his alternatives are the are more detrimental to humanity.

N u r suppose to be in a cage there... All dz grand pas dt won't leave naija alone.....

[size=14pt]Obj on an M.I 3[/size]

The craze is democracy is alarming.Seems Jonathan has coped well with the abuse but will GMB cope with these excesses if elected?

jamace:
We need to be grateful to democracy. See how people just write very serious issues as jokes and nothing is done to them.

iBloodykiller:
Yes he should be working in the zoo tending obj because a monkey face like Obj belongs to the zoo.



I smell fustrations from an old monkey

[size=19pt]"Really... well you look like a bunch of banana to me..."[/size]

Tru talk baba

Fair enough GEJ studied Zoology.. But wetin Baba study?

As you cast your vote in theFebuary elections, remember;1. The chibok girls.2. Pump price of petroleumproduct.3. NNPC Missing 20billion dollars.4. Sale of PHCN5. Crude oil theft.6. Bokoharam7. Insecurity8. Power supply.9. Inflation.10. Exchange rate11. Bomb blast12. Missing 500billion SURE-Pfunds13. NNPC second account.14. Presidential fleet.15. Ethnicity16. Derailed rails etc.Let your conscience direct yourthumbs as you vote.# putNigeriaFIRST

Obasanjo is an iiidiot. an undiluted one for that matter!!!

Who send OBJ ?

Who send FNN ?

Tinubu should be controlling traffic in Lagos

I hope am funny

I doubt if he can manage zoo,anyway feb is not too far.
SAI GMB/PYO

If GEJ is to be working in a ZOO, then he should looking after OBJ.

Do you the meaning of the statement?

D9ty7:
I know this is a fake news. Lets keep the trend, its a comic relief.
If Jonathan should be working in the zoo, then OBJ should be kept in a zoo. That his face alone, one would mistake him for a....

Am in love with this one.

Gej should be in zoo taking care of the world's oldest and ugliest chimpanzee called OBJ


OBJ, take banana

obj cud say dat.

And OBJ should be in the zoo!!!

iv4fb:
Lets continue with the fake news.

Buhari should be rearing cows in the bush... Obasanjo

Thanks for making my day... Can't just stop laughing oooooo!!!!! Somebody helep me oooooo

iv4fb:
Lets continue with the fake news.

Buhari should be rearing cows in the bush... Obasanjo

Buhari's first daughter is married to an Igbo man.

Between OBASANJO and GOODLUCK...please who should be kept in a zoo or perhaps WORK there..
I need answers ASAP..

maestrojay:
As you cast your vote in theFebuary elections, remember;1. The chibok girls.2. Pump price of petroleumproduct.3. NNPC Missing 20billion dollars.4. Sale of PHCN5. Crude oil theft.6. Bokoharam7. Insecurity8. Power supply.9. Inflation.10. Exchange rate11. Bomb blast12. Missing 500billion SURE-Pfunds13. NNPC second account.14. Presidential fleet.15. Ethnicity16. Derailed rails etc.Let your conscience direct yourthumbs as you vote.# putNigeriaFIRST

Those things will not help in any matter as Jonathan has won already! He's only waiting to be announced! Truth is bitter I know but u must accept it.