How Do I Get Into Heaven?

I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven.

I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven"?

"No!" the children answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven"?

Again, the answer was, "No!"

By now I was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun!

"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven"? I asked them again.

Again, they all answered, "No!"

I was just bursting with pride for them. "Well," I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven"?

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

Awww, these lil kiddies