1. When you chop alone in government and no one chops with
you, that is called ADAJE.
2. When you chop in government and you allow others to chop
their own, that is called AJOJE.
3. When you chop in government and you give others from what
you have chopulated, that is called AFUNJE.
4. When you chop in government and d place you are chopin
eventually folds up, that is called AJEPA!
5. When you dey chop in government, you no remember your
driver, secretary, office assistants, dat is called AFISHE!
6. When you dey chop alone in government, no remember
anybody, you kon dey get headache today, fever tomoro, hehehehehe. .. I laff
oyinbo laff...dat one is called APETA!
7. When dem just appoint you for government position, and
you just chop small, auditors kon come say bring all papers, dat is called
ARANSI!
8. When you chop in government and you die while chopin,
that is called AJEKU!
9. When you want to chop in government and you give others
to chop before you begin to chop, that is called EGUNJE!
10. When you are chopin your own in government and you call
your friends to come and chop their own too, that is called APEJE!
11. When you chop and clean mouth like say you no chop
anything, that is called JEUN SOKE!
12. When you chop chop chop chop in government and you dey
deny say you chop anything, dat is called JEUN KOKU!
13. When you chop from this government, that government,
this government, that government like say na you dem create Nigeria for, dat
one is called AJEPE AYE!
14. When you chop in government so taaay you scatter ground,
three houses for America, two for London, six for Kubwa, seven for VI, as madam
dey go shopping for Dubai, children dey go summer for Spain, EFCC kon gbab you,
dat one is called AJEBANU!
15. When you chop well well for government and people know
say you chop well well but you dey deny say you chop well well, dat person na
ALAJE SE.
16. When you chop in government so tey u are even richer
than the place u dey chop that is called AJEFOLOJU.
17. When you chop in govt so tay the place collapse,instead
make them persecute you, govt re-assign you, kom change the name of the place,
that is called AJEPAJUDE.
18. When you come chop govt and pple begin to p para, dem
begin to hala and u dey do like you no care that one na hin be IJEWURU.
19. When u chop sotey ur belle begin big like Jabulani (SA
FIFA world cup ball) until dem dey carry u go Germany go do tommy surgery, that
one na IJEWOBIA.
20. When u come chop lafta for this joke and u know gree
share am, that one na AJERANJU.

TOO.OTAN LENU OKU SI IKUN AGBA!!!