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Nigerian Women And Their Big Belle by OohMpa: 11:37pm On Jan 05, 2015 |
This is selious matter ooh Mpa has been pondeling on for some time.... Why our Nigelian girls have pot belly? This has splead everywhere to the point it's become a pandemic Look left, you see afo beer Look right, you see pot belle Look acloss, you see pregnant woman. You touch belle, no baby Look behind, you see fine big nyash doing sekem sekem, you go front you see plotluding belly Lesearchers have said about 80% of Nigelian women have belle and are on the verge of getting obese This is a plobrem for we men because if we mally woman with belle and she becomes plegnant, we'd think it's tliprets inside and we die of high brood plessure It's become the in thing for women now. Ooh Mpa has even heard them blag about their belle in bathloom woman 1: Your belly is big, girl. I'm jealous woman 2: Thanks, yours is not bad as well woman 1: It is bad, girl. I've been trying to get this belle bigger but I've not been successful woman 2: What size of belly are you? woman 1: Size 32. woman 2: Damn girl, that's small. I'm on 38 now aiming to 40 before ending of the month woman 1: You see. What's you're secret, girl? cos I've been trying orijin and shawarma and it's not helpful woman 2: Try Nkwobi and Beer, chilled beer. Sleep from 6 - 6 and always only do missionary. It works for me woman 1: Wow, will give it a try. Will promise to pass your size when we see again woman 2: Keep dreaming. *shakes her pot belly from left to right* woman 1: Work it girl, work it Men, how should we curb this menace? 14 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Nigerian Women And Their Big Belle by MrCork: 11:42pm On Jan 05, 2015 |
OohMpa: ....Brother..u sound like a nigeria idol reject (no oofense) 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Nigerian Women And Their Big Belle by Tymax(m): 11:45pm On Jan 05, 2015 |
Lmao |
Re: Nigerian Women And Their Big Belle by IrinaDeverenko(f): 11:48pm On Jan 05, 2015 |
Gals make una no mind him na wash. |
Re: Nigerian Women And Their Big Belle by Nmeri17: 11:49pm On Jan 05, 2015 |
just when I thought I'd seen it all with mrCork 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Women And Their Big Belle by Welrez(m): 11:50pm On Jan 05, 2015 |
This distending stomach created an embarrassing scene for a lady recently. A man mistook a lady to be pregnant only to be hurled insults at by the lady. We should not mock them but rather invest our efforts in finding solution to the problem. After all, they are our sisters and gfs. |
Re: Nigerian Women And Their Big Belle by Nobody: 12:04am On Jan 06, 2015 |
2 legendary trolls made the 1st 2 comments.... Issokay 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Women And Their Big Belle by SeverusSnape(m): 12:14am On Jan 06, 2015 |
HEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHE... 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Women And Their Big Belle by ivyy(f): 12:17am On Jan 06, 2015 |
Look around you men carry pot bellies around like pregnant women 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Women And Their Big Belle by Nobody: 12:29am On Jan 06, 2015 |
ivyy:not all ma ,however i think the op was unfair. |
Re: Nigerian Women And Their Big Belle by Nobody: 2:07am On Jan 06, 2015 |
OohMpa: na too much of akpu and shawama dey cause am |
Re: Nigerian Women And Their Big Belle by zeezahbee(f): 2:10am On Jan 06, 2015 |
This got me rolling on the floor, I Currently have pot belly |
Re: Nigerian Women And Their Big Belle by Nobody: 2:35am On Jan 06, 2015 |
@op are you from a Anambra, the town that produced a governor recently to be precise. This your "R and L" is a clear identity. Can you please pronounce parallelogram for me @topic, it's so offor chineke that ladies of these days take beer seriously than the usual 5ALIVE |
Re: Nigerian Women And Their Big Belle by Spidermon: 2:40am On Jan 06, 2015 |
When e tire dem, dem go find dia way to the gym. |
Re: Nigerian Women And Their Big Belle by Nobody: 3:44am On Jan 06, 2015 |
lefulefu: |
Re: Nigerian Women And Their Big Belle by Nobody: 3:45am On Jan 06, 2015 |
I don't like girls with bellies,u go con float on top if you dey kpekus 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Women And Their Big Belle by Nobody: 3:46am On Jan 06, 2015 |
zeezahbee:ba Burger King or subways cause ur own |
Re: Nigerian Women And Their Big Belle by Nobody: 5:11am On Jan 06, 2015 |
OohMpa: |
Re: Nigerian Women And Their Big Belle by SkinnyDude(m): 6:54am On Jan 06, 2015 |
Ladies! flat tummy for sale! i want to sell off my flat tummy. pot bellied ladies have been disturbing me, |
Re: Nigerian Women And Their Big Belle by Nobody: 11:47am On Jan 09, 2015 |
very funny |
Re: Nigerian Women And Their Big Belle by sexylucy4k9: 9:42am On Jan 10, 2015 |
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