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First Time by romsky: 11:55am On Dec 16, 2008 |
A Girl's First Time* (Assume you are a girl if you are a boy) It's your first time. As you lie back, your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you. You lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. Naughty, Naughty! What were you thinking? PERVERT I know what you were thinking, because I thought the same thing! |
Re: First Time by Moyola(f): 11:58am On Dec 16, 2008 |
haha. . . . Lawwd hav mercy on yur derty derty mind!!!!!!! |
Re: First Time by romsky: 12:01pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
Amen & on urs tu |
Re: First Time by tytylayor: 12:14pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
atleast u do dis one, wia u do d C & P |
Re: First Time by Moyola(f): 12:17pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
dont mind him. . . . juz b'kuz m laffin d joke don tey teyyyyyyyyy |
Re: First Time by romsky: 12:34pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
Ty i no resemble u nah Moyo u be backbitter prove wia u c am b4 & i sure say u don backslide plenty tyms self |
Re: First Time by tytylayor: 12:58pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
me i don see am b4 |
Re: First Time by romsky: 1:04pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
as if i care
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Re: First Time by tytylayor: 1:08pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
in ur dreams |
Re: First Time by romsky: 1:10pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
is dat a blush i see formin 4 ya faze chei even u self lyk beta tyn |
Re: First Time by tytylayor: 1:13pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
did i hear u say blush? still sleeping |
Re: First Time by romsky: 1:14pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
yea guess i over stressed u last nyt bah |
Re: First Time by tytylayor: 1:21pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
ur mates r @ wrk, u r dere dreamin dreams |
Re: First Time by romsky: 1:24pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
my mates r still in skul |
Re: First Time by tytylayor: 1:31pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
u still av a long way to go |
Re: First Time by romsky: 1:38pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
& who says i want to go to skul weep not child |
Re: First Time by tytylayor: 1:41pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
agbero dey go skul b4? |
Re: First Time by sylve11: 1:43pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
tytylayor: ololumi leave captain the dreamer alone, after all u know he's only dreaming. |
Re: First Time by tytylayor: 1:45pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
no mind d yeye boi, hw u dey nw |
Re: First Time by romsky: 1:54pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
i dey kampe and wont mind him he don run self small pikin lyk dat |
Re: First Time by sylve11: 2:00pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
tytylayor: i dey fine jaiwe, only that am missing u. romade: captain, captain, captain, how many times did i call ur name? Please leave me and my family alone. |
Re: First Time by Gabry(f): 2:06pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
DAMN!!!! That story made me got turned on sha |
Re: First Time by romsky: 2:16pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
Syl wateva belongs 2 u is myn as we be pardner & i got to watch ur bak in ur absence Gab just show me d switch 2 turn u off or beta still tink of Studio touchin u |
Re: First Time by Ben13: 2:42pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
Romade, nice job My "Frog" shook faster after reading that post. |
Re: First Time by Ben13: 2:43pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
Romade, nice post jare My "Frog" shook faster after reading that post. |
Re: First Time by clemcykul(f): 2:46pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
@post hmmmm |
Re: First Time by Gabry(f): 2:47pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
romade: Oh SHAIT!!!! LOMADE!!! U really know how to turn me off |
Re: First Time by romsky: 2:51pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
tot dat was wat u wanted Gabbie |
Re: First Time by Gabry(f): 2:52pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
Ohhh Puleaseeeee. . . . |
Re: First Time by romsky: 2:59pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
ok stay turned on |
Re: First Time by clemcykul(f): 3:41pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
no! |
Re: First Time by bydot1(m): 4:07pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
*romade, Spoilt boi |
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