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First Time by romsky: 11:55am On Dec 16, 2008
A Girl's First Time* (Assume you are a girl if you are a boy) It's your first time.
As you lie back, your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you. You lay panting, glad to have it over.


He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.


Naughty, Naughty! What were you thinking? PERVERT I know what you were thinking, because I thought the same thing! 
Re: First Time by Moyola(f): 11:58am On Dec 16, 2008
haha. . . . cheesy


Lawwd hav mercy on yur derty derty mind!!!!!!! tongue
Re: First Time by romsky: 12:01pm On Dec 16, 2008
Amen & on urs tu
Re: First Time by tytylayor: 12:14pm On Dec 16, 2008
atleast u do dis one, wia u do d C & P
Re: First Time by Moyola(f): 12:17pm On Dec 16, 2008
dont mind him. . . . juz b'kuz m laffin d joke don tey teyyyyyyyyy angry
Re: First Time by romsky: 12:34pm On Dec 16, 2008
Ty i no resemble u nah
Moyo u be backbitter prove wia u c am b4 & i sure say u don backslide plenty tyms self
Re: First Time by tytylayor: 12:58pm On Dec 16, 2008
me i don see am b4 tongue
Re: First Time by romsky: 1:04pm On Dec 16, 2008
as if i care

Re: First Time by tytylayor: 1:08pm On Dec 16, 2008
in ur dreams grin
Re: First Time by romsky: 1:10pm On Dec 16, 2008
is dat a blush i see formin 4 ya faze
chei even u self lyk beta tyn
Re: First Time by tytylayor: 1:13pm On Dec 16, 2008
did i hear u say blush? still sleeping angry
Re: First Time by romsky: 1:14pm On Dec 16, 2008
yea guess i over stressed u last nyt bah
Re: First Time by tytylayor: 1:21pm On Dec 16, 2008
ur mates r @ wrk, u r dere dreamin dreams angry
Re: First Time by romsky: 1:24pm On Dec 16, 2008
my mates r still in skul
Re: First Time by tytylayor: 1:31pm On Dec 16, 2008
u still av a long way to go sad
Re: First Time by romsky: 1:38pm On Dec 16, 2008
& who says i want to go to skul

weep not child
Re: First Time by tytylayor: 1:41pm On Dec 16, 2008
agbero dey go skul b4?
Re: First Time by sylve11: 1:43pm On Dec 16, 2008
tytylayor:

u still av a long way to go sad

ololumi leave captain the dreamer alone, after all u know he's only dreaming. tongue
Re: First Time by tytylayor: 1:45pm On Dec 16, 2008
no mind d yeye boi, hw u dey nw wink
Re: First Time by romsky: 1:54pm On Dec 16, 2008
i dey kampe and wont mind him
he don run self small pikin lyk dat
Re: First Time by sylve11: 2:00pm On Dec 16, 2008
tytylayor:

no mind d yeye boi, hw u dey nw wink

i dey fine jaiwe, only that am missing u.

romade:

i dey kampe and wont mind him
he don run self small pikin like that

captain, captain, captain, how many times did i call ur name? Please leave me and my family alone.
Re: First Time by Gabry(f): 2:06pm On Dec 16, 2008
DAMN!!!! That story made me got turned on sha grin
Re: First Time by romsky: 2:16pm On Dec 16, 2008
Syl wateva belongs 2 u is myn as we be pardner & i got to watch ur bak in ur absence

Gab just show me d switch 2 turn u off or beta still tink of Studio touchin u wink
Re: First Time by Ben13: 2:42pm On Dec 16, 2008
Romade, nice job

My "Frog" shook faster after reading that post. grin
Re: First Time by Ben13: 2:43pm On Dec 16, 2008
Romade, nice post jare

My "Frog" shook faster after reading that post.  grin
Re: First Time by clemcykul(f): 2:46pm On Dec 16, 2008
@post
hmmmm
Re: First Time by Gabry(f): 2:47pm On Dec 16, 2008
romade:

Gab just show me d switch 2 turn u off or beta still think of Studio touchin u wink

Oh SHAIT!!!! LOMADE!!! U really know how to turn me off  angry  angry  angry
Re: First Time by romsky: 2:51pm On Dec 16, 2008
tot dat was wat u wanted Gabbie
Re: First Time by Gabry(f): 2:52pm On Dec 16, 2008
Ohhh Puleaseeeee. . . . shocked lipsrsealed embarassed
Re: First Time by romsky: 2:59pm On Dec 16, 2008
ok stay turned on
Re: First Time by clemcykul(f): 3:41pm On Dec 16, 2008
no!
Re: First Time by bydot1(m): 4:07pm On Dec 16, 2008
*romade, Spoilt boi

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