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| Satanic Starbucks by Ogaga4Luv(m): 6:58pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
A man died and went to straight down to hell. The devil greeted him and gave him a guided tour of the place. He told the man that there were three rooms he could chose from in which to spend eternity. The first room was full of flames so hot the man couldn''t even breathe. He told the devil that there was no way he was choosing that room. So they moved on. The next room they came to was full of people who were being beaten and tortured. It looked so painful the man could not watch. He told the devil he definitely didn''t want that room, and they moved on. The last room they came to was full of people who were just sitting around drinking coffee and relaxing. The man looked for a while and then told the devil this room would be all right. The devil gestured for him to sit down and the man took a seat. He did, sipped his coffee and felt really pleased with his choice. After a few minutes, a voice came over the loudspeaker and said, "Break time is over! Time for another 10,000 push-ups!"  |
| Re: Satanic Starbucks by Recognise: 7:50pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
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| Re: Satanic Starbucks by krama(m): 8:44pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
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| Re: Satanic Starbucks by yysl: 12:18pm On Dec 17, 2008 |
no le le |
| Re: Satanic Starbucks by Arcani: 9:36pm On Dec 17, 2008 |
Nice one, but quite dry, you try sha, more please |
| Re: Satanic Starbucks by Airforce1(m): 10:23pm On Dec 17, 2008 |
arcani u sef nor try  |
| Re: Satanic Starbucks by Arcani: 10:50pm On Dec 17, 2008 |
NA you saka |
| Re: Satanic Starbucks by Gabry(f): 1:23am On Dec 18, 2008 |
Sister, I miss you. I hope all is well for you sha. |
| Re: Satanic Starbucks by sima(f): 1:32am On Dec 18, 2008 |
awww. . i miss sister arcani too  she just leave mi go  |
| Re: Satanic Starbucks by Arcani: 6:59pm On Dec 29, 2008 |
I miss you all too, Gabby and Sima. Sima, I no leave you go o, I always have you specially for one side of my mind  Gabby no get jealous. You are always my big sis o. Miss you so much |
| Re: Satanic Starbucks by Gabry(f): 1:57am On Dec 30, 2008 |
nahhh lil sis, i dont get jelous that easily. . . infact, i dont remember when was the last time i got jelous jor. but what i always say and believe is that jelousy is an evil thing so try stay far far away from it.  |
| Re: Satanic Starbucks by romsky: 8:36am On Dec 30, 2008 |
Pastor Gabry vs the Satanic Starbucks |
| Re: Satanic Starbucks by Ogaga4Luv(m): 10:52pm On Jan 11, 2009 |
I miss you too O Hope all is well over there@  |
| Re: Satanic Starbucks by clemcykul(f): 4:15pm On Jan 12, 2009 |
no not yet. |
| Re: Satanic Starbucks by Ogaga4Luv(m): 12:06am On Jan 26, 2009 |
@ clemcykul, hope it for well for you my dear,it will please me if i can be of help Ok? i wanna know what up in your side of the world.One_Love as alway's. c_mon ,hoping to see your hit_up @threads |
| Re: Satanic Starbucks by clemcykul(f): 3:56pm On Jan 26, 2009 |
no big deal. |
| Re: Satanic Starbucks by Ogaga4Luv(m): 1:48am On Feb 21, 2009 |
I keep ma two fingers cross jare,i was only reflecting on d'post what_up these dayz.  |
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