DISCLAIMER: It's just metaphorical. Don't take it personal even as it wasn't directed to you ...We all fall short somehow and it doesn't make us "higher mammals"...We are humans. I'm using Metaphor here...

According to the Evolution theory by Charles Darwin; Humans evolved from animals. Even though his evolution faced great criticism from great minds (me inclusive ), there are a few awkward traits in some folks that resemble that of animals.

Don't be too serious while reading this thread please, it's a discovery which has a great element of truth and fun too .

Behold these Seven Similarities of some humans to some animals.



1. Wanting To Get Intimate With Our Blood.


It might shock you that some folks are sexually attracted to their siblings. Some have even allowed that urge get the better of them.
My dog and goat then used to chase their mothers and sisters .
No surprises..


2. Being Stubborn (Recalcitrance)

If you have led in any organization, you would have encountered such persons before. They're Negative Raise To Power Of 199... They are there to ruin your administration. Keep yam peels on the floor and keep pursuing this goat...Forgerrit, it will come right back. It just like things to be done his/ her own way. Anyone coming to your mind?



3. Sleeping Around ( Promiscuity)

This is not gender- related. Girls and boys sleep around. For example, dogs, fishes, chickens etc. You meet him in NYSC orientation camp, the next week he is on top of you! The name for such a one is Bi..tc.h- that's the name of a female dog.



4. MouthAction

The last time I checked, I saw my male goat gladly licking and drinking the pee outa a female goat's anus ... Humans copied it from them...The female animals are even shy of doing that.


5. Dressing Unclad

Animals don't look at you to bring out penis LoL...The way some ladies reveal sensitive parts just remind of how animals do too...they don't use bra nor leaves to cover...the dog's bum bum is open for the whole world to see



6. Fighting In The Public

Animals, like dogs, chickens, goats etc. all fight in the open and don't care if you're looking at them. Our politicians too fight in the public...

Fighting in the open is same as abusing and ranting on NL...though, it's faceless but it reveals the man behind the mask whoever he be....



7. Walking Without Direction

Animals are good at walking long distances for no real reason. Some folks walk so long a distance, stop along the road, pees and keeps going!
Ask him where he is going, he's just strolling- "killing" time.



NB: Don't be too judgmental, it's just a product of imagination.

Have a goodnight rest !

Humans are animals.
Just of a higher intelligence.

DesChyko:
Humans are animals.
Just of a higher intelligence.

Oh... A lot of peeps wouldn't agree...

Nothing person no go see and read for nairaland.

You forgot to add jealousy and territorial markings ; a trait exhibited by both humans and animals.

Jaymima:
You forgot to add jealousy and territorial markings ; a trait exhibited by both humans and animals.

That's true... The markings.
The other day, I was watching nat geo channel, male lions were marking their territory using urine......humans build a fence... wow! I believe that's why we are called Higher mammals

Redoil:
Nothing person no go see and read for nairaland.

Yes o...nothing we no go see and read, it makes naira land like Google...

englishmart:
if humans don't behave like animals that they are, how would you prefer they behave? Like leaves?

Abeg cut me some slacs jare

Funny

That your number 4...hmmmm...which person de lick their partner urine ...

Well,Good topic for my blog

ireneony:
That your number 4...hmmmm...which person de lick their partner urine ...

Well,Good topic for my blog

Na my mouth you wan take hear am?

emusmith:


Na my mouth you wan take hear am?

you self, Na analyser....am sure you are good at number 4

ireneony:
you self, Na analyser....am sure you are good at number 4

# throwing up already #

hian!

emusmith:
DISCLAIMER: It's just metaphorical. Don't take it personal even as it wasn't directed to you ...We all fall short somehow and it doesn't make us "higher mammals"...We are humans. I'm using Metaphor here...

According to the Evolution theory by Charles Darwin; Humans evolved from animals. Even though his evolution faced great criticism from great minds (me inclusive ), there are a few awkward traits in some folks that resemble that of animals.

Don't be too serious while reading this thread please, it's a discovery which has a great element of truth and fun too .

Behold these Seven Similarities of some humans to some animals.



1. Wanting To Get Intimate With Our Blood.


It might shock you that some folks are sexually attracted to their siblings. Some have even allowed that urge get the better of them.
My dog and goat then used to chase their mothers and sisters .
No surprises..


2. Being Stubborn (Recalcitrance)

If you have led in any organization, you would have encountered such persons before. They're Negative Raise To Power Of 199... They are there to ruin your administration. Keep yam peels on the floor and keep pursuing this goat...Forgerrit, it will come right back. It just like things to be done his/ her own way. Anyone coming to your mind?



3. Sleeping Around ( Promiscuity)

This is not gender- related. Girls and boys sleep around. For example, dogs, fishes, chickens etc. You meet him in NYSC orientation camp, the next week he is on top of you! The name for such a one is Bi..tc.h- that's the name of a female dog.



4. MouthAction

The last time I checked, I saw my male goat gladly licking and drinking the pee outa a female goat's anus ... Humans copied it from them...The female animals are even shy of doing that.


5. Dressing Unclad

Animals don't look at you to bring out penis LoL...The way some ladies reveal sensitive parts just remind of how animals do too...they don't use bra nor leaves to cover...the dog's bum bum is open for the whole world to see



6. Fighting In The Public

Animals, like dogs, chickens, goats etc. all fight in the open and don't care if you're looking at them. Our politicians too fight in the public...

Fighting in the open is same as abusing and ranting on NL...though, it's faceless but it reveals the man behind the mask whoever he be....



7. Walking Without Direction

Animals are good at walking long distances for no real reason. Some folks walk so long a distance, stop along the road, pees and keeps going!
Ask him where he is going, he's just strolling- "killing" time.



NB: Don't be too judgmental, it's just a product of imagination.

Have a goodnight rest !

lolx

naijaboiy:
At least i'm a god

Yes o, my boss

Dog style

Holywizard:
Dog style

I don't get o,

emusmith:


I don't get o,

dont mind seun...wot i meant was D,OGGY STY-LE

Holywizard:
dont mind seun...wot i meant was D,OGGY STY-LE

OK.