(1) You apply Perfume cuz u wanna Snap Pics
(2) You wan use fork to drink garri
(3) You wanna climb my facebook wall so you
would see what I'm doing inside
(4) You kneel down becos u wan greet
person for phone
(5) You are above 25 and Davido and Wizkid
are your role model
(6) It took me an hour to compose a message
you come reply with "k" You are really mad
(7) You carry screw driver go bank because
you wan open new account
( You went 2 bed with a ruler jst 2 knw aw
long u slept
(9) You reduce volume of music player bcoz
you wan read text message
(10) You Dey Smile because Who senior you
greet you.
(11) You made a vow of N1000 in church and
you put N50 in the offering box
(12) You dey Monitor your bf/gf or husband/
wife movement''security for life.
(13) You nor get shishi for bank account you
dey sing "Chop my money" instead of
"Mercies of the Lord"...
Lol
(14) If you read this post and you did not
comment, please visit a psychiatric hospital
for madness examination

posting old joked like this early morning

then you are really mad

holatin:
posting old joked like this early morning

then you are really mad

xame here bro

Lol... Even a nurse thet wakes up a patient becuz he 4got 2 take sleeping pills

Lol... Even a nurse thet wakes up a patient becuz she 4got 2 give the patient sleeping pills

whillyamz98:
Lol... Even a nurse thet wakes up a patient becuz she 4got 2 give the patient sleeping pills

lol

lmao

silvermania:
lol

silvermania:
lol