º I say no to alcohol, it just
doesn't listen.

º A friend in need is a pest
indeed.

º Marriage is one of the chief
causes of divorce.

º Work is fine if it doesn't take
too much of your time.

º When everything comes in
your way you're in the wrong
lane.

º The light at the end of the
tunnel may be an incoming
train..

º Born free, taxed to death.

º Everyone has a photographic
memory, some just don't have
film.

º Smile, it makes people
wonder what you are thinking.


º If you keep your feet firmly on
the ground, you'll have trouble
putting on your pants.

º It's not hard to meet
expenses, they are everywhere.

º I love being a writer... what I
can't stand is the paperwork..

º The guy who invented the
first wheel was an idiot. The guy
who invented the other three,
he was the genius.

º The trouble with being
punctual is that no one is there
to appreciate it.

º In a country of free speech,
why are there phone bills?

º If you cannot change your
mind, are you sure you have
one?

º If you can't convince them,
confuse them.

º It's not the fall that kills you.
It's the sudden stop at the end.

º I couldn't repair your brakes,
so I made your horn louder.

º Hot glass looks same as cold
glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt
Fingers

º The cigarette does the
smoking you are just the sucker.

º Someday is not a day of the
week

º Whenever I find the key to
success, someone changes the
lock.

º The road to success.... Is
always under construction.

º Alcohol doesn't solve any
problems, but if you think again,
neither does Milk.

º In order to get a Loan, you
first need to prove that you
don't need it !!!

More funny facts will be posted, i need comments before i post more funny facts !!!

Ride on!

*takes a seat*

Continuum

ok. . .this is encouraging. . .more hilarious funny post coming

U're watching a movie, then its
written 35years later, and the
same dog in the compound is
still alive.. just know its
Nollywood!!!!

'Bra' &'Bar' have same
Alphabets, both are Drinking
Zones, both have Restricted time
of Opening &Closing, but wen
Opened, both make Men go
Crazy"

Girls in their 20's have a 5 page
list for the ideal guy... At 40, it
becomes just 5 words "Lord let
him be breathing"

Its only in Nigeria a deaf beggar
can hear "Your money don fall"

Passing gum in class like it's a
drug deal.

I nearly had a party last
night. All I needed was two
more people.

The guy who came up with the
spelling of marijauna must have
been high.

If I get angry , you have to
apologise. If you get angry , I'll
get more angry'-Women

more comment to keep the funny post rolling in

I want some more, OP!

Francman:
I want some more, OP!

am willing to post more but the comments is not encouraging.