THE LYING CLOCK...
A Nigerian man died nd went to Heaven. As he stood in front of d pearly
gates, he saw a huge wall of clock behind him.
He asked "why all d clocks?" St Peter answered "those re lie clocks"
everyone who has ever been on earth has a lie clock, everytime u lie d
hands on ur clock move. Oh said the man whose clock is that?. "Thats
mother Theresas, d hand neva moved" said St Peter indicatin dat she never
told a lie. "incredible said d man nd whose clock is dat one? St Peter
responded that's Abraham Lincoln's clock d hand only moved twice, tellin
us dat he only told two lies in his entire life.
Then the man asked "Where is our presidents clocks including Buhari and
Goodluck Jona.?"
St Peter replied "They re in d office, we re using them as ceiling fans." the
hands of their clock moves every seconds...
Hahahahaha...


Abeg make una clap 4 our Presido's jare.
They don make record 4 Heaven . Lolz