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How To Put An Elephant In A Fridge by Princephelar(m): 10:22am On Jan 16, 2015 |
A student playing with his teacher's intelligence asked thus: STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question? TEACHER: Yes! STUDENT: How can one put an elephant inside the fridge? TEACHER: I don't know. STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in there. I have another question! TEACHER: Ok, ask. STUDENT: How can one put a donkey inside the fridge? TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in there. STUDENT: No sir, you just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in there TEACHER: Ooh... ok! STUDENT: If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party with one animal missing, which animal would it be? TEACHER: The lion of course because it would eat all the animals. STUDENT: No sir, it's the donkey because it's still inside the fridge. TEACHER: Are you kidding me? STUDENT: No sir, one more last question. TEACHER: Ok! STUDENT: If there's a river of crocodiles and you want to cross, how would you? TEACHER: There's no way, I would need a ladder to cross. STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party. |
Re: How To Put An Elephant In A Fridge by Nobody: 6:54pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
lolzzzzzzz funny student 1 Like |
Re: How To Put An Elephant In A Fridge by Tymax(m): 7:32pm On Jan 16, 2015 |
Lwkmd o. 1 Like |
Re: How To Put An Elephant In A Fridge by jbblues24(m): 3:05pm On May 31, 2019 |
Clean idea. 1 Like |
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