am tired of all these nonsense, so because I
gave Obama my
phone numebr, I can no longer rest again! He has
been
disturbing ,calling me on phone, sending me text
messages and
just recently he added me on WhatsApp. Just
imagine, any smal
problem he encounters he wil jst rush, pick his
phone and call me
for advice. Just last week Obama woke me up
from my dear sleep
with a phone call just to tell me that his daughter
is gettin married!
So if your daughter is getting married, I should
leave Ondo state
abi
And 2weeks ago Jay-z called me on phne,
apparently
Obama gave him my numbr, imagine smal Jay-z
called
me to tel me that his wife Beyonce is pleadin for
my
autograph for their child, Blue Ivy. What sort of
problem
is this na??
And because I gave Bill Gate money, I can no
longer rest in my
house again o, Dangote is now always comin to
my house asking
me to give him money too, wich I ave given him
enough, but he
jst wont stop coming.
Nigeria is greedy. Now that 2015 is around d
corner our
president Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, is now all
over me
telling me to help him win the election. ......Damn!
Wat's all these
na
Abeg, let me go and piss first,,, I must finish dis
dream
this afternoon oooo..., please, nobody should wake
me
up o....

lolz nice dream