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Health Warning! Beer Is Better For You Than Water: by kuntakinte(m): 11:39am On Aug 18, 2006
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water
each day, after one year we will have absorbed 1 kilo of the Escherichia
Coli bacteria usually found in feces. In other words, we will have consumed 1 litre of shit.

However, we don't run that risk when we drink beer, whiskey, rum or
other liquors because the creation of alcohol involves a distillation
process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

It is my duty to communicate to all of you who are drinking water
to stop doing so as it has been scientifically proven that it is
unhealthy and therefore bad for you.

Water = Shit
Alcohol = Health

Free yourself of shit, drink alcohol!!!

It's better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink water and be
full of shit!
Re: Health Warning! Beer Is Better For You Than Water: by akinshola(m): 11:53am On Aug 18, 2006
GUY TAKE AM EASY GOD DEY UP THEY WACH HE SAID BEER IS GUD ILL ADVICE U TO STOP ANY WAY SHA I DET TIGH WITH MY SMALL BOTTLE U KNOW WAT I MEAN wink grin
OOHPS DRINK N GET DRONK DATS MY BITE O ADVICE OK CHERIO ,
AKINDON1,
Re: Health Warning! Beer Is Better For You Than Water: by kiudof: 1:46pm On Feb 05, 2010
grin Bros, where did you get your facts from?s
Re: Health Warning! Beer Is Better For You Than Water: by kiudof: 1:46pm On Feb 05, 2010
grin Bros, where did you get your facts from?
Re: Health Warning! Beer Is Better For You Than Water: by DAVE5(m): 3:22pm On Feb 05, 2010
@poster u just dey look 4 xcuse make u take drink 2 stupour.remember say beer dey destroy ur liver sha n if u dey drink boiled n filtered water no way wey u go shack poo.gutter dey near by shaa
Re: Health Warning! Beer Is Better For You Than Water: by Kunbee: 12:32am On Feb 06, 2010
How is dis funny undecided undecided undecided

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