Recently, I feel like I'm dating MTN . I go to bed with a
text and wake up with a text message. It's either they
are
calling
me or begging me to subscribe to one thing or the other.
VERY
SOON, MTN WILL BE LIKE:
1. Dear customer. Are u HUNGRY?... Text HGY to 35388
for tips
on
HUNGER and what to eat
2. Dear customer, need DELIVERANCE? Text DEL TO
35388
for daily
tips on how to deliver yourself
3. Dear customer, facing ancestral problems? Text
ANCESTORS
to
35354 and receive daily ancestral tips
4. Dear customer, want to bathe but you have no soap?
Text
SOAP
to 35629 to receive daily soaps to your phone
5. Dear customer, feeling HEARTBROKEN? Text HEART to
38545
and receive tips on how to plaster your heart.
6 Dear customer, want to catch all the witch in your
village?
Text
CATCH to 30305 for tips to catch all the witches in your
village.
7 Dear customer, do you know there are people who
doesn't want
you to succeed in your village? Text THUNDER FIRE
THEM to
33050.
can you imagine MTN sending my grandma BEAUTY
TIPS. For
what?

Hahaha....cant stop laughing

so i can one stop these messages

afolayangs:
so i can one stop these messages

that's one panacea we don't have at present.

what's NCC up to?

whytepawn1:

that's one panacea we don't have at present.

Lmao! :DLmao!