A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there were five
passengers in it .The first passenger was NIGERIAN CHRISTIAN
leader and he said: I'm the best CHRISTIAN, I cant die now". So he
took one parachute and jumped out of the plane.The second
passenger was A MUSILIM LEADER (Shaik) and he said "I'm the BEST MUSILIM man in NAIJA and IT IS too early to die". So he took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.The third passenger
was a NIGERIAN POLITICIAN, he said: " I'm the smartest
politician in the world so I can't die now, my people still need
me" (lie lie). So he seemingly took one and jumped out of the plane.Then the remaining two passengers left were a Naija YOUTH and a little girl.The Youth said to the little girl "take the last parachute, I'll sacrifice my life for you".The little girl replied "No need for that. There are two parachutes left".The Youth asked "How come?"The little girl replied; "The Naija politician took my school bag".