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Bad Timing!!!! by Bibi(m): 9:08am On Oct 04, 2005
Dear Husband:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show
for it.
These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you
had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came
home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked
your favourite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and
ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game.

You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything.
Either, you are cheating or you don't love me anymore, what ever the case
is, I'm gone.

P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't! Your BROTHER and I are moving
away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Your EX-Wife



Dear Ex-Wife

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that
you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a
far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out
your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you
cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was
"You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you
can't say anything nice.

When you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with
MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to
sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was
still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that that morning and
your negligee was $49.99.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out.
So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I
quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you
were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the
filling life you always wanted.

My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from
me. So take care.

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born
Carla. I hope that's not a problem.

Signed Rich As Hell and Free!
Re: Bad Timing!!!! by fabian(f): 12:22pm On Oct 04, 2005
grin grin grin grin lol!
Re: Bad Timing!!!! by kissyspark(f): 3:52pm On Oct 04, 2005
bad timing indeed, very funny cool sad grin wink
Re: Bad Timing!!!! by Scorpio(f): 6:52pm On Oct 04, 2005
Patience is a heavenly gift, lazy woman cheesy cheesy
Re: Bad Timing!!!! by casper(m): 8:54pm On Oct 04, 2005
MESS up!!!!
Re: Bad Timing!!!! by FOD(m): 9:07pm On Oct 04, 2005
How many women would stay that long?...just asking...
Re: Bad Timing!!!! by hotangel2(f): 1:58am On Oct 06, 2005
dayumm... hard luck!
Re: Bad Timing!!!! by Farriel(m): 8:20pm On Oct 06, 2005
Got me laughing my teeth off. Let's hope he doesn't take her back.
Re: Bad Timing!!!! by micklplus(m): 7:18pm On Dec 29, 2006
what a tragedy ! a very bad timing indeed !
Re: Bad Timing!!!! by angelz(f): 4:23pm On Dec 30, 2006
Ill luck
Re: Bad Timing!!!! by iice(f): 12:52pm On Dec 31, 2006
Have read this one before but i love the man's come back. Rich as hell and free indeed!!!
Re: Bad Timing!!!! by hayprof(m): 8:52pm On Dec 31, 2006
Mehn the Babe Fk up gan tongue grin cheesy

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