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Bad Timing!!!! by Bibi(m): 9:08am On Oct 04, 2005 |
Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favourite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or anything. Either, you are cheating or you don't love me anymore, what ever the case is, I'm gone. P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't! Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Your EX-Wife Dear Ex-Wife Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care. P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem. Signed Rich As Hell and Free! |
Re: Bad Timing!!!! by fabian(f): 12:22pm On Oct 04, 2005 |
lol! |
Re: Bad Timing!!!! by kissyspark(f): 3:52pm On Oct 04, 2005 |
bad timing indeed, very funny |
Re: Bad Timing!!!! by Scorpio(f): 6:52pm On Oct 04, 2005 |
Patience is a heavenly gift, lazy woman |
Re: Bad Timing!!!! by casper(m): 8:54pm On Oct 04, 2005 |
MESS up!!!! |
Re: Bad Timing!!!! by FOD(m): 9:07pm On Oct 04, 2005 |
How many women would stay that long?...just asking... |
Re: Bad Timing!!!! by hotangel2(f): 1:58am On Oct 06, 2005 |
dayumm... hard luck! |
Re: Bad Timing!!!! by Farriel(m): 8:20pm On Oct 06, 2005 |
Got me laughing my teeth off. Let's hope he doesn't take her back. |
Re: Bad Timing!!!! by micklplus(m): 7:18pm On Dec 29, 2006 |
what a tragedy ! a very bad timing indeed ! |
Re: Bad Timing!!!! by angelz(f): 4:23pm On Dec 30, 2006 |
Ill luck |
Re: Bad Timing!!!! by iice(f): 12:52pm On Dec 31, 2006 |
Have read this one before but i love the man's come back. Rich as hell and free indeed!!! |
Re: Bad Timing!!!! by hayprof(m): 8:52pm On Dec 31, 2006 |
Mehn the Babe Fk up gan |
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