Saw this and couldn't stop laughing! Had to share!
After 35 years of service, mailman George decided
to retire. On his last day, he makes his usual rounds.
When he arrives at the first house, the whole
family comes out, congratulates him, and sends him
on his way with a tidy gift envelope.
At the second house, they present him with a box
of fine cigars. The folks at the third house hand
him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the next house, he is met at the door by a
strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.
She takes him by the hand and leads him up to the
bedroom, where she blows his mind with the most
passionate sex he has ever experienced.
When they're done, they go downstairs, where she
fixes him a giant breakfast. As she pours him a cup
of coffee, he notices a dollar bill sticking out from
under the cup's bottom edge.
"All this is just too wonderful for words," he says,
"but what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she says, "last night, I told my husband that
today would be your last day and that I wanted to
do something special for you. I asked him what to
give you. He said, 'Screw him. Give him a dollar.' But
breakfast was my idea."