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| Prison And Non Prison by Ogaga4Luv(m): 9:06pm On Dec 23, 2008 |
[b]Prison and non prison In prison, you get three square meals a day. In non prison, you cook three square meals a day and try to get your kids to eat it. In prison, you get an hour each day in the yard to exercise and mingle. At a non prison you get to clean the yard up so you can mow it so your kids can spread more toys all over it so that you can go out and clean it again because little Jr. can’t sleep without his latest Don_baby creation. In prison, you get to watch TV, cable even. At a non prison, you get to listen to your children fight over the remote control and get treated to hours and hours of mindless cartoons thanks to cable. In prison, you can read whatever you want and attend college for free. At a non prison, you get to read weekly readers starring Sam Loko Efe, Ramzy Noel, and Spot and worry about how to send Jr. to college and still be able to eat for the next twenty years. In prison, all your medical care is free. At a non prison, you have to pawn your mother’s silver and fill out trillions of papers for insurance and hope the doctor will see you before you die. In prison, if you have visitors, all you do is go to a room, sit, talk and then say good-bye when you are ready or your time is up. At a non prison, you get to clean for days in advance and then cook and clean up after your guests and hope that they will one day leave. In prison, you can spend your free time writing letters or just hang out in your own space all day. At a non prison, you get to clean your space and everyone else’s space, too, and na wetin be free time here again? In prison, you get your own personal toilet. At a non prison, you have to physically hold the bathroom door shut in order to keep from having someone standing over you demanding to know how long till you’re done so you can do something for them. In prison, the prison laundry takes care of all your dirty clothes. At a non prison, you get to take care of them yourself, plus everybody else’s, and get tired at them because somebody’s favorite shirt nor dey clean. In prison, they take you everywhere you need to go. At a non prison, you take everybody else where they need to go. In prison, the guards transport all your personal effects for you and make sure nothing is missing. At a non prison, you have to lug around everybody else’s stuff in your purse and then wonder who went in it and took your last dollar. In prison, there are no screaming or whining children or spouses asking you to do something else for them, or screaming at you because you didn’t. At a non prison, stop me when I get to the downside of jail, will you?  [/b] |
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