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Yoruba Mothers....read And Laugh!!! by Dammysmart: 10:13pm On Jan 25, 2015
YORUBA MOTHERS!!!
Yorùba mothers are one of the best when it comes to child upbringing.
Yorùba mothers produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN,
IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will make you think you were
adopted.
IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly!
The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot.
IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the
crime with you without hesitation.
ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants.
Now ABARA is the worst...
And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI.
When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto-
search" as you'll be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions
of the other slaps aforementioned at once!
OH! IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). She
will say let's go home and u will say it's in my pocket ma. Lol
God bless our parents for the good upbringing. If you were brought-up in Yoruba
land, regardless of how caring your mother was, you'd have encountered these
slaps ....
I know you're laughing unless you're not Yoruba

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Re: Yoruba Mothers....read And Laugh!!! by horlarkoonlay(m): 11:41pm On Jan 25, 2015
Dammysmart:
YORUBA MOTHERS!!!
Yorùba mothers are one of the best when it comes to child upbringing.
Yorùba mothers produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN,
IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will make you think you were
adopted.
IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly!
The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot.
IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the
crime with you without hesitation.
ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants.
Now ABARA is the worst...
And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI.
When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto-
search" as you'll be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions
of the other slaps aforementioned at once!
OH! IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). She
will say let's go home and u will say it's in my pocket ma. Lol
God bless our parents for the good upbringing. If you were brought-up in Yoruba
land, regardless of how caring your mother was, you'd have encountered these
slaps ....
I know you're laughing unless you're not Yoruba
what abt "BOJU ALATA"?
Re: Yoruba Mothers....read And Laugh!!! by Nobody: 10:53am On Jan 26, 2015
lolzzzzzzzz

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