Gov. Ayo Fayose of Ekiti has been talking tough ever since the campaign rally of APC Presidential Aspirant, General Muhammadu Buhari, in Ado Ekiti. Despite projections by his advisors that the turnout for the APC Rally would be poor, Gov. Fayose was stunned when throngs of people flooded to streets of Ekiti to Welcome the General.

In a bid to buck this trend, Gov. Fayose has threatened to withhold the usual Rice gifts he offers during Elections from anyone seen supporting The APC.

In a statement released by his spokesperson yesterday the Governor said

“This is a PDP state, not an APC state. We shall not tolerate anyone threatening the peace and unity of this state by waving Brooms on our streets or shouting Sai Buhari or Sai anything. On this note, I declare that every citizen of Ekiti state over 18 years of age is entitled to 24 cups of Rice, which can be collected from today till Febuary 14 at any LG office.”

“However, your rice will only be made available to you after showing your PDP registration form or ID Card. If you are identified as a supporter of APC, or as one of the people who trooped out so disgracefully in Ado-Ekiti to support General Buhari, you will be denied Rice, as well as anything entitled to the people”

“A Word is enough for the wise”.

Reactions to the development have been mixed, some calling it a brilliant idea and others calling it inhuman and a violation of Human Rights, but nonetheless, Lorries filled with bags of rice were seen entering Ekiti by our correspondent, late last night.

More on this in subsequent bulletins.

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It is only in Nigeria that people eat INFRASTRUCTURE.

This guy worse pass idi amin oooo... How much be 2 congos of garri sef? Are people really suffering in ekiti.?

Ok

Ekitis must be very poor.

lwkmd

Hahahahahahahahaha stomach infrastructure.. Dem wan build roads and canals inside bele?

....I hope people are aware this is a joke.....before you start throwing brickbats

Read the last sentence. A joke.

Fayose Horror movie, now playing in every home in Ekiti State.

A state that used to be the fountain of knowledge turned mountain of cereals overnight chai..

Lol

You are a troll

ckmayoca:
This guy worse pass idi amin oooo... How much be 2 congos of garri sef? Are people really suffering in ekiti.?

this fayose of a person keeps spewing trash, how he became a governor of a state in Nigeria still baffles me till date.

Satire
I know he won't go that low even if i know he's a born thug.

Chia Ekiti the fountain of rice...

This ekiti people sef, na so dem dey hungry reach with all d professors wey say una get?

keep spewing trash. Goodluck Jonathan has already won


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