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Let Assume All Ur Teeth Were Gold by Nobody: 8:09am On Jan 29, 2015
I no fit laugh ooo!!!!!!

Assuming you wake up one morning and while preparing to brush your mouth, you discover that all your teeth have turned to pure GOLD, let's say (24 carat or so); you then went to a dentist who confirms to you that each teeth is worth £15 million in the market. How many teeth will you ask the dentist to remove for sale?

For me I we only still sell 1 to get money to secure the remaining once (treasure) in my mouth.
Re: Let Assume All Ur Teeth Were Gold by derrick333(m): 8:24am On Jan 29, 2015
Replace all wit artificial ,odawise NA plier dem go take pull all out wen dem kidnapp u

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