• U dey carry ur girlfriend go club; after u marry her
finish u wan stop her frm goin to club. My broda u
think say miracle fit happen?
• Ur girlfriend dump u for rich man u say she b gold
digger, bt ur sister do d same to anoda perso u giv
testimony for Church
say, na grace of God. Bros park well!!
• Your babe get F9 parallel for WAEC, she still dey
ask for Brazilian Hair of #150,000 . Abeg where she
wan fix am?,
on top that coconut head?
• U have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks scattered all
ova ur body yet u still want a tattoo...ah! my friend; u
be zebra?!!
• U are 6 feet tall, u still com wear 6 inches high
heeled shoe... shey u wan whisper to God?
• U dey snap inside different type of cars yet u
expect ur man to believe say u no cheat. .aunty, u be
mechanic?
• U gather different gals picture for ur fone & yet u
xpect ur gal to believe say u no cheat.. uncle, u be
photographer?
• He give u engagement ring for over five years, he
never marry u, my dear, u be lord of d rings?
•you dey pay your babe wey dey university school
fees and yet u never write JAMB, U be scholarship
board?
•U are 18yrs and ur sugar daddy is 70yrs old and u
still dey call am BABY, my sister, he suppose be
ANCESTOR.
•Your babe is licking ice cream...u're drinking pure
water...pls guy Are u diabetic?
•U claim say u eat rice and stew, but u come vomit
fufu and egwusi soup. Omo u be magician? .
Na joke o....Read and pass on to friends make dem
laugh too..