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I Will Commit Suicide If Jonathan Is Re-elected!!! by Nobody: 2:51pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
I will end it if Jonathan is re-elected to continue the destruction he has done to this country. *modified* Never had to do it this!! Thank you Baba!! Sai Buhari 4 Likes |
Re: I Will Commit Suicide If Jonathan Is Re-elected!!! by Samchelsea(m): 2:54pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
Hope you have bought the necessary things needed for your transition to the great beyond cos Jonathan's victory has been SEALED and STAMPED. 59 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: I Will Commit Suicide If Jonathan Is Re-elected!!! by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:56pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
Yungwizzzy: I don't want you to die. I will vote the nama rearer. Promise. 3 Likes |
Re: I Will Commit Suicide If Jonathan Is Re-elected!!! by StarFist(m): 2:56pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
Yungwizzzy:You are a big fool! Last tym I checked, we're around 150 million, who cares if u just die tonight 27 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: I Will Commit Suicide If Jonathan Is Re-elected!!! by ozoigbondu: 2:59pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
Yungwizzzy: When you get to hell greet yar adua for me tell him buhari is on his way and kick lord lugard for me tell him that he is a vagabound for creating this geographical entity called nigeria 41 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: I Will Commit Suicide If Jonathan Is Re-elected!!! by Adindupeter: 2:59pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
Yungwizzzy:Pls help your mom with your burial arrangement in advance 17 Likes |
Re: I Will Commit Suicide If Jonathan Is Re-elected!!! by espn(m): 3:00pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
StarFist:we care...we d non blood sucking party. 2 Likes |
Re: I Will Commit Suicide If Jonathan Is Re-elected!!! by Nobody: 3:02pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
Yungwizzzy:wow!!! i have got some botulinum for you. you won't feel a pain, very easy. 10 Likes |
Re: I Will Commit Suicide If Jonathan Is Re-elected!!! by olexjay(m): 3:03pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
Be calm bro, we just have to pray to God so he choose the rightful leader for us...... All we are concern about is the government which will benefit and work toward Nigeria development. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: I Will Commit Suicide If Jonathan Is Re-elected!!! by brownlord: 3:04pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
Another Psycho on the loose 5 Likes |
Re: I Will Commit Suicide If Jonathan Is Re-elected!!! by igetemi(m): 3:06pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
help me greet baba God. if u do so |
Re: I Will Commit Suicide If Jonathan Is Re-elected!!! by naso2(m): 3:08pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
Samchelsea: mbat? |
Re: I Will Commit Suicide If Jonathan Is Re-elected!!! by Samchelsea(m): 3:09pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
naso2: |
Re: I Will Commit Suicide If Jonathan Is Re-elected!!! by Sylvarresta(m): 3:15pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
Op u are a fool Am a GMB fan, I'll give u this advice although we trust GMB and we will vote for him, but as for me if he still lose, I'll go a bar and have 2 bottles of Chilled trophy and a plate of pepper soup to calm my spirit Bro life goes on 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Will Commit Suicide If Jonathan Is Re-elected!!! by bamosagie(m): 3:16pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
Yungwizzzy: Rest in peace in advance 11 Likes |
Re: I Will Commit Suicide If Jonathan Is Re-elected!!! by Hero10001: 3:25pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
igetemi:I'm not sure he'd get there but the other side is certain though. To those of y'all advocating his death, if the boy kpai now, y'all come back sympathising.. |
Re: I Will Commit Suicide If Jonathan Is Re-elected!!! by OgologoDimkpa: 3:31pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
Yungwizzzy:You won't be missed and it'll be like..good riddance to bad rubbish. Just know that GEJ will win with a landslide. Live with it! 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Will Commit Suicide If Jonathan Is Re-elected!!! by Abduletudaye(m): 3:32pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
Yungwizzzy: Don't do it...its not worth it..if u die now life will go on..we still need you around.. |
Re: I Will Commit Suicide If Jonathan Is Re-elected!!! by tonytony208(m): 3:32pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
Yungwizzzy: if GEJ wins come feb 14, may you not be alive to witness his swearing in. May you die prematurely on feb 15 and cause sorrow and bitterness to every member of your family. Amen since you already plan to die, you shouldn't see this as a curse, but a prayer to help make your demise faster. As for me, am gonna be alive and useful to myself, irrespective of who wins. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Will Commit Suicide If Jonathan Is Re-elected!!! by naso2(m): 3:33pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
Samchelsea: your handle is one code used by an old friend. lost touch for some time now. if to say na u, you for know wetin I mean. no vex |
Re: I Will Commit Suicide If Jonathan Is Re-elected!!! by Hero10001: 3:34pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
Sylvarresta:Trophy bawo?! GULDER ni jorr. Satzenbrau head self dey there.. Whichever way, Apc or Pdp, we need to keep on living, we shall celebrate in plenty. Life is too sweet to dash/take for these stvpid 1961 mofo-basterrdds. 2 Likes |
Re: I Will Commit Suicide If Jonathan Is Re-elected!!! by tonytony208(m): 3:35pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
Hero10001: sympathizing ke? Who send am? Ojà òyìngbò kò mò p'énìkan kò wá. 1 Like |
Re: I Will Commit Suicide If Jonathan Is Re-elected!!! by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 3:36pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
Just arrange another user name,nairaland will be hot for you after 14th,dont add anything wizzy to the new moniker,make we no find out 8 Likes |
Re: I Will Commit Suicide If Jonathan Is Re-elected!!! by Hero10001: 3:41pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
tonytony208:Na so, but this is NL, we go still comment R.I.P, if the boy die. Lol! 1 Like |
Re: I Will Commit Suicide If Jonathan Is Re-elected!!! by Allureoftheseas(m): 3:45pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
before you die, say this prayer "father Lucifer unto you I commit my body soul and spirit please gladly accept me as I depart from this mortal world into your immortal kingdom that glitters with gold that shines brightly without suffering so moth it be" after that you can go ahead and die peacefully. RIP to you yungwizzzy in advance. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Will Commit Suicide If Jonathan Is Re-elected!!! by Nobody: 3:45pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
Please don't die alone!! Wrap a bomb around your chest, gather your family members, your extended family if possible. And then when the zero-hour comes, open your chest and welcome death. And let your last words be, "There is no God but Allah, and muhammad is His Messenger." 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: I Will Commit Suicide If Jonathan Is Re-elected!!! by tonytony208(m): 3:45pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
Hero10001: well, RIP can also mean Rest In Pieces. |
Re: I Will Commit Suicide If Jonathan Is Re-elected!!! by CyberWolf: 3:46pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
...Just let me know should you use otapiapia instead of rope... 3 Likes |
Re: I Will Commit Suicide If Jonathan Is Re-elected!!! by Sylvarresta(m): 3:53pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
Hero10001:Gbam, 2 bottles of origin 4 u |
Re: I Will Commit Suicide If Jonathan Is Re-elected!!! by Samchelsea(m): 3:53pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
naso2:okay no probs |
Re: I Will Commit Suicide If Jonathan Is Re-elected!!! by kestolove95(m): 3:58pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
Yungwizzzy:u won't die my brother...u will live long to enjoy d dividend of democracy strtn frm may29 if gen.buhari is sworn in |
Re: I Will Commit Suicide If Jonathan Is Re-elected!!! by superman01(m): 3:59pm On Jan 29, 2015 |
guy it is certain GEJ will win so get ready. #GEJ4NAIJA 3 Likes |
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