Top 10 things not to say on Anniversay DAY
1 I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.
[b]2[/b]You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I'll take u to Pizza Hut if it'll shut ya up.
[b]3[/b]If u want me to pretend like i care about anniversary, i 'll.
[b]4[/b]I got you a present worth a dollar for every time u were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift for McDonald's.
[b]5[/b]You don't like what i pick out, so i thought why bother.
[b]6[/b]You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband/wife.
[b]7[/b]I thought we only celebrated important events?
[b]8[/b]Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?
[b]9[/b]Today is our what?
[b]10[/b]I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.